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Old 06-02-2012, 06:55 AM   #1
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Hm?

Why do the safety/legal notices on the back of US hotel room doors always have vastly inflated room prices? This one reckons this room should be $300. Not in a million years. We paid $80, although that was a team discount rate
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Old 06-02-2012, 09:47 AM   #2
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Maybe for insurance appraisal purposes, if the thing burns to the ground?
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Old 06-02-2012, 10:45 AM   #3
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I've stayed in a few fancy schmancy hotels for conferences and group rates always hover around 80-90. I've always assumed the posted rates DO apply to non-group rate peoples.
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Old 06-02-2012, 11:45 AM   #4
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could be the rate based on maximum occupancy?
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Old 06-02-2012, 07:16 PM   #5
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Did you take the drugs-and-hookers option?
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Old 06-02-2012, 07:55 PM   #6
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It's the maximum rate they charge when demand exceeds supply.
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Old 06-03-2012, 02:36 PM   #7
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The $300 rate is for the rooms without the dead whore in the mattress.
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Old 06-04-2012, 07:02 AM   #8
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In the mattress?

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Old 06-04-2012, 07:32 AM   #9
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I don't think I've ever been in a hotel that didn't have these wildly inflated prices on the door, must be some legal thing, maybe an insurance thing like clod said.
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Old 06-04-2012, 07:40 AM   #10
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Makes you feel better about getting the room for less than the inflated price. Plus, it gives them a buffer so if they forget to change the signs for a couple of years as the actual prices go up, they are still charging less than the signs.
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Old 06-04-2012, 07:40 AM   #11
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Last time I was in one that was close to what i paid (I think maybe in Zeeland) I felt like I'd been ripped off
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Old 06-04-2012, 05:52 PM   #12
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