Do you pick up pennies? - Page 2

sweetwater · 12-27-2008, 08:13 AM

Merry pranksters glued coins to the table top of a restaurant where I once worked. Watching customers as they tried to move them (innocently or to steal), and lose themselves in the challenge, and then walking up to the table was fun. It got old fast, though.

LabRat · 12-31-2008, 03:46 PM

I was sitting in the front passenger seat looking out the window the other day while stopped at a stop light. Just as the light changed and we started to move, I noticed a dollar bill in the snow in the gutter. I yelled "HEY! A dollar bill!!" but Red didn't stop. I was bummed for the rest of the afternoon.

wolf · 12-31-2008, 04:45 PM

It was probably just a religious tract, anyway.

HungLikeJesus · 01-02-2009, 11:08 AM

When I redid the hardwood floors at my previous house, I put a $5 bill under the varnish on the living room floor near the front door.

People were always trying to pick that up.

Shawnee123 · 01-02-2009, 11:10 AM

Homeless Guy got a bag of shredded money in the mail, from Jesus. He's always mailing HG something. He should mail him a job.

Not you HLJ...the REAL Jesus.

theotherguy · 01-02-2009, 12:34 PM

Uh, I don't pass up picking up money. Period. Enough of those and I can pay my mortgage.

Cicero · 01-02-2009, 03:29 PM

Alternate thread: Do you pick up prostitutes?

DanaC · 01-02-2009, 06:35 PM

Alternate thread: Do you pick up Pennys?

Undertoad · 01-02-2009, 06:40 PM

Do you pick up Penis?

DanaC · 01-02-2009, 06:52 PM

.....well, do you?

Undertoad · 01-02-2009, 07:12 PM

None of the above.

Except pennies. In fact I shall be selling a bunch of old pennies on eBay any day now (View seller's other items)

wolf · 01-03-2009, 02:04 AM

I think this inline thing is a much better way of riffing on the thread title than clone threads.

12-27-2008, 08:13 AM	#16
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Merry pranksters glued coins to the table top of a restaurant where I once worked. Watching customers as they tried to move them (innocently or to steal), and lose themselves in the challenge, and then walking up to the table was fun. It got old fast, though. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

12-31-2008, 03:46 PM	#17
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	I was sitting in the front passenger seat looking out the window the other day while stopped at a stop light. Just as the light changed and we started to move, I noticed a dollar bill in the snow in the gutter. I yelled "HEY! A dollar bill!!" but Red didn't stop. I was bummed for the rest of the afternoon. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

12-31-2008, 04:45 PM	#18
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	It was probably just a religious tract, anyway. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-02-2009, 11:08 AM	#19
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	When I redid the hardwood floors at my previous house, I put a $5 bill under the varnish on the living room floor near the front door. People were always trying to pick that up. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-02-2009, 11:10 AM	#20
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Homeless Guy got a bag of shredded money in the mail, from Jesus. He's always mailing HG something. He should mail him a job. Not you HLJ...the REAL Jesus. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-02-2009, 12:34 PM	#21
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	Uh, I don't pass up picking up money. Period. Enough of those and I can pay my mortgage. __________________ I should be working.

01-02-2009, 03:29 PM	#22
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Alternate thread: Do you pick up prostitutes? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-02-2009, 06:35 PM	#23
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Alternate thread: Do you pick up Pennys?

01-02-2009, 06:40 PM	#24
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Do you pick up Penis?

01-02-2009, 06:52 PM	#25
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	.....well, do you?

01-02-2009, 07:12 PM	#26
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	None of the above. Except pennies. In fact I shall be selling a bunch of old pennies on eBay any day now (View seller's other items)

01-03-2009, 02:04 AM	#27
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I think this inline thing is a much better way of riffing on the thread title than clone threads. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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