What's the Worst Movie You've Ever Seen? - Page 5

garnet · 10-20-2004, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

About Schmidt

Kathy Bates nude...

Hey I loved that movie! Although you are right about the Kathy Bates scene...that was rather unpleasant.

One of the worst movies I can think of off the top of my head was "The Animal" with Rob Schneider and that chick Colleen from "Survivor." That movie totally sucked ass.

Chewbaccus · 10-24-2004, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

How can you imply that Sixth Sense was the worse movie ever? I know that you said MY and not THE worst movie, but still.

Quite easily. It was overhyped, with an overly contrived plot whose "Oh my God, I was so shocked at the ending" ending I saw from the opening reel. Bruce Willis gets shot! Kid sees dead people! And, as if simply for insurance, kid says dead people often don't know they're dead!

My only regret is that I fell asleep before I could make bets with the others in the audience on how the movie would end.

Elspode · 10-24-2004, 06:52 PM

I think it took a lot of moxie for Kathy Bates to do that scene. Speaking from the "mature adult" perspective (in age only), I think our society puts way too much emphasis on youthful beauty, leaving the rest of us feeling like we should just go hide somewhere because we aren't fit for the cover of Cosmo.

Fuck that. Old people need sex too. Someday, those who found Ms. Bates' nude scene unpalatable will look in a mirror and wonder what the hell they were thinking back when they were whippersnappers.

OnyxCougar · 10-27-2004, 09:42 AM

Bubba Ho-Tep. I really liked Bruce Campbell up until that movie. Bought the DVD without seeing it in the theatre first...first mistake....

And Toad...Men in Tights?? I LOVE that movie....

Happy Monkey · 10-27-2004, 10:07 AM

Bubba Ho-Tep is fun to watch with "The King" commentary track.

Trilby · 10-27-2004, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

I think it took a lot of moxie for Kathy Bates to do that scene. Speaking from the "mature adult" perspective (in age only), I think our society puts way too much emphasis on youthful beauty, leaving the rest of us feeling like we should just go hide somewhere because we aren't fit for the cover of Cosmo.

Fuck that. Old people need sex too. Someday, those who found Ms. Bates' nude scene unpalatable will look in a mirror and wonder what the hell they were thinking back when they were whippersnappers.

Elspode--did you ever know that you're my heeeeeeerrroooooooo?

Old people DO need sex and I've known some really HOT "older" men who could teach the youngsters a thang or two. So there, all you who worship at the alter of youth and Britney Spears.

vsp · 10-27-2004, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by be-bop

What about Flesh Gordon..Does anyone remember that gem.
With the professer sidekick who had an amazing name "prof Flexi jerkoff"

Flesh Gordon was bad enough to be campy entertainment, which is as it was intended. If nothing else, the stop-motion-monster sequences (particularly the King Kong parody near the end) gave it redeeming value far above many other movies in this thread.

Now, The Avengers? Highlander 2? THOSE were bad movies.

Clodfobble · 10-27-2004, 06:14 PM

Worst Movies Ever are in the news today:

Long-lost final Ed Wood movie found

Happy Monkey · 06-21-2006, 05:13 PM

I'll pop this thread back up for a movie I haven't seen (obviously, it hasn't come out yet), but must confess some curiosity about...

06-21-2006, 07:49 PM

I was in the worst movie I have ever seen.

Happy Monkey · 06-21-2006, 08:01 PM

Which one was that?

06-21-2006, 08:05 PM

It would hurt people's feelings if I told... it went to some festivals and they search the name from time to time to see who is talking about it.
Let's just say it seems like drunks broke into the editing room after the actual film was made and made the same movie from the worst takes as a joke & the film was not well done to begin with. You have no idea how pissed I was.

glatt · 06-21-2006, 10:05 PM

I'm curious now. Can you spell it backwards? Search engine shouldn't pick it up then.

glatt · 06-21-2006, 10:15 PM

Oh, and the worst movie I've ever seen (that I can recall right now) is Phantom of the Paradise, a BRian DePalma movie with Paul Williams.

lookout123 · 06-21-2006, 10:41 PM

still Passenger 57. not one redeeming scene in the whole thing.

10-24-2004, 06:52 PM	#63
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I think it took a lot of moxie for Kathy Bates to do that scene. Speaking from the "mature adult" perspective (in age only), I think our society puts way too much emphasis on youthful beauty, leaving the rest of us feeling like we should just go hide somewhere because we aren't fit for the cover of Cosmo. Fuck that. Old people need sex too. Someday, those who found Ms. Bates' nude scene unpalatable will look in a mirror and wonder what the hell they were thinking back when they were whippersnappers. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-27-2004, 09:42 AM	#64
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Bubba Ho-Tep. I really liked Bruce Campbell up until that movie. Bought the DVD without seeing it in the theatre first...first mistake.... And Toad...Men in Tights?? I LOVE that movie.... __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

10-27-2004, 10:07 AM	#65
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Bubba Ho-Tep is fun to watch with "The King" commentary track. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

06-21-2006, 05:13 PM	#69
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I'll pop this thread back up for a movie I haven't seen (obviously, it hasn't come out yet), but must confess some curiosity about... __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

06-21-2006, 08:01 PM	#71
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Which one was that? __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

10-27-2004, 06:14 PM	#68
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Worst Movies Ever are in the news today: Long-lost final Ed Wood movie found

06-21-2006, 07:49 PM	#70
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I was in the worst movie I have ever seen.

06-21-2006, 08:05 PM	#72
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	It would hurt people's feelings if I told... it went to some festivals and they search the name from time to time to see who is talking about it. Let's just say it seems like drunks broke into the editing room after the actual film was made and made the same movie from the worst takes as a joke & the film was not well done to begin with. You have no idea how pissed I was.

06-21-2006, 10:05 PM	#73
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'm curious now. Can you spell it backwards? Search engine shouldn't pick it up then.

06-21-2006, 10:15 PM	#74
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Oh, and the worst movie I've ever seen (that I can recall right now) is Phantom of the Paradise, a BRian DePalma movie with Paul Williams.

06-21-2006, 10:41 PM	#75
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	still Passenger 57. not one redeeming scene in the whole thing. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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