pick up lines - Page 7

Cicero · 01-29-2008, 06:32 PM

You must be pretty hot if either of those worked. srsly.

ZenGum · 01-29-2008, 06:51 PM

"You'll do. Let's go."

toranokaze · 01-29-2008, 07:31 PM

I just lick my eyebrows, it seems to work

Thesilkmeister · 01-29-2008, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

You must be pretty hot if either of those worked. srsly.

hahaha, not me. I've got a head like a half sucked twistie. But with the lines i mentioned above.......in fact ANY of the lines on this thread, it's not what you say but how you say it.

Saying a corny line while staring at a chicks tits and holding your cock in your hand ain't gona win you any battles. But if you say it to get a laugh then that's the hardest part - the icebreaker - out of the way and hopefully your natural charm will win the day.

piercehawkeye45 · 02-06-2008, 10:58 PM

"We're going to go smoke some pot, anyone want to join?"

That worked.

lumberjim · 02-06-2008, 11:21 PM

i wonder if anyone has ever tried, "Hi. I'm Jim. I'd like to try and pick you up, if that would be OK."

Radar · 02-07-2008, 12:48 AM

I'm gonna fuck you and you're gonna like it. That's all there is to it. Let's go.

lumberjim · 11-09-2009, 11:25 PM

There's something about your tits that I just want to come all over.

Flint · 11-10-2009, 12:12 AM

One time this chick at the bar says "I suck a mean dick" and my buddy goes "Really? Because I have a mean dick."

lumberjim · 11-16-2013, 04:09 PM

I wish you were my little toe.

WHY?

because I would bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

Undertoad · 11-16-2013, 04:21 PM

lumberjim · 11-16-2013, 04:43 PM

Lol. Same source

Gravdigr · 11-17-2013, 04:09 PM

I used to work with an old guy who, every time a pretty girl walked by his machine at work, would yell (it was loud in there):

Quote:

I'll fuck, and I know how, too.

BigV · 11-22-2013, 01:46 PM

nice one UT!

01-29-2008, 06:32 PM	#91
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	You must be pretty hot if either of those worked. srsly. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-29-2008, 06:51 PM	#92
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	"You'll do. Let's go." __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-29-2008, 07:31 PM	#93
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	I just lick my eyebrows, it seems to work __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

02-06-2008, 10:58 PM	#95
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	"We're going to go smoke some pot, anyone want to join?" That worked. __________________ I like my perspectives like I like my baseball caps: one size fits all.

02-06-2008, 11:21 PM	#96
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i wonder if anyone has ever tried, "Hi. I'm Jim. I'd like to try and pick you up, if that would be OK." __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-07-2008, 12:48 AM	#97
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I'm gonna fuck you and you're gonna like it. That's all there is to it. Let's go. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

11-09-2009, 11:25 PM	#98
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	There's something about your tits that I just want to come all over. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-10-2009, 12:12 AM	#99
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	One time this chick at the bar says "I suck a mean dick" and my buddy goes "Really? Because I have a mean dick." __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

11-16-2013, 04:09 PM	#100
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I wish you were my little toe. WHY? because I would bang you on every piece of furniture in my house __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-16-2013, 04:21 PM	#101
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423

11-16-2013, 04:43 PM	#102
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Lol. Same source __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-22-2013, 01:46 PM	#104
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	nice one UT! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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