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Old 06-01-2007, 07:11 AM   #31
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lol...that's good. we can't have you youngsters fighting amongst yourselves.
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:14 AM   #32
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Now why would we do that...

BIG TEN REPRESENT!
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:15 AM   #33
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I'm thinking Pierce has a different agenda...
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I think he liiiiikes her...he wants to kiiiiiiss her....
I think you guys are dead-on. I think Pierce has already saved duck_duck's pic as his wallpaper. What's the legal age in Hong Kong anyway? I bet she could talk Wolfy into a two-fer. Pierce might be one clever dude after all.
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:15 AM   #34
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I guess you'd do that cause the old farts are always fighting amongst themselves.

What does the second line mean? I don't get that.
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:20 AM   #35
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If there is a threesome involved I'm sorry Fresh, you are getting kicked out of the boat.
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:30 AM   #36
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If there is a threesome involved I'm sorry Fresh, you are getting kicked out of the boat.
I'm telling you, Pierce, she wants some American girth. A natural resource sorely lacking in her home country.
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:31 AM   #37
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Are you suggesting that American men have bigger dicks than Chinese?
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:33 AM   #38
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No, I'm asserting.
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:34 AM   #39
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How do you know?
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Old 06-01-2007, 07:55 AM   #40
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Listen to a Margaret Cho comedy routine sometime; and

Take the average height/weight of an American male and compare it to the average height/weight of a Chinese male and "do the math." Especially if you limit the Chinese males to those in the southern half of China where ducky is from. Northern Chinese guys are substantially larger than their southern couterparts - they have different ancestral origins.
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Old 06-01-2007, 08:00 AM   #41
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Surely the same proportions can be applied for the women though right? (if what you say is true) Which means they're built to fit.
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Old 06-01-2007, 08:02 AM   #42
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Elasticity, m'dear. There's considerably more growth allowance for the ladies.
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Old 06-01-2007, 08:05 AM   #43
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ok well, you're not a chick Ibram, so I'll excuse you for not knowing that sometimes bigger definitely isn't better.
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Old 06-01-2007, 08:13 AM   #44
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I was kidding anyway, geeeeez... way to rub it in...
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Old 06-01-2007, 10:39 AM   #45
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Heated debate, reminiscent of me and duck in the other America sucks thread months ago.And this is basically the same too, a 19 year old Yankee vs. a 16 year old omniscent immigrant.
And the word invaded, that's the funniest thing someone could ever call the Latinos who come to the States, if they were invading they would be rampaging our cities, burning houses, obliterating state capitals. They are coming here to work and settle!

Ducky is just a 16 year old girl who proclaims herself as Re the sun god because after living in America she knows it inside out and wants to deface things abnormal from Hong Kong the Utopia, which is strange because many of my immigrant friends prefer America to their homeland, something about freedom and equality? Eh, nevermind. Let's just nod our heads and say "yeah, mmhmm" next time she talks about something she "knows".

And no I did not have a relationship, with Ms. Lewinsky, I mean ducky.

Also, America is not dying. It will, but it is not now. No civilization lasts forever (Egypt, Greece, Rome, Imperial Japan, the British Empire) so we are going to follow suit. But we definitely are not dying NOW. We just let one idiot take us 2 step backwards because he wants to gain acceptance from his daddy. How is that dying? That has to happen like 6 times in a row AND have our territory shrunk by half. The US is not dying and it's blasphemy to think so.
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