Kidnapped Bride is the Runaway Bride

melidasaur · 04-30-2005, 08:02 AM

I don't feel sorry for this woman at all... totally supports my case for eloping.

Just in case you don't know what I'm talking about:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/30/wil...und/index.html

Undertoad · 04-30-2005, 08:25 AM

And here just as the media was busy deciding that this was its next soap opera.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-30-2005, 09:45 AM

Can you say "deer in the headlights".

Perry Winkle · 04-30-2005, 11:00 AM

looks like someone grabbed her boob

staceyv · 04-30-2005, 02:25 PM

Why couldn't she just tell her fiance she needed a little time to think about stuff?

And if he's not the type that would understand, she wouldn't have anything to think about- he wouldn't be "the one".

Duh.

Clodfobble · 04-30-2005, 02:28 PM

Well, A.) She's probably a little nutzo to begin with, and B.) It might not have been the fiance she was worried about upsetting, it might have been the 150 other people who were planning to attend.

wolf · 04-30-2005, 02:37 PM

actually, according to what I've seen it was 600 people planning to attend. It was a BFW.

richlevy · 04-30-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by melidasaur

I don't feel sorry for this woman at all... totally supports my case for eloping.

I feel sorry for her fiance, who will join the celebrity ranks of 'most jilted man in America', next to Chris Klein from American Pie, whose engagement to Katie Holmes was broken off last month when she started dating Tom Cruise. OUCH!

Which might explain the recent DUI charge.

Quote:

His booze cruise came just weeks before his split with Holmes was made public. The couple, who dated for five years, announced in early March that they had called off their engagement.

Within weeks, Holmes, 26, had hooked up with Cruise, 42. This Wednesday, their publicists confirmed Cruise and Holmes were dating after the twosome was spotted cavorting around Rome. On Friday, the couple got all mushy for the media, kissing in front of paparazzi and appearing arm-in-arm at the David di Donatello Awards, Italy's Oscars, where Cruise received a lifetime achievement award.

SILVERWOLFNC · 04-30-2005, 04:57 PM

I agree with richlevy. She made a complete fool out of her fiance', not to mention she lied to him, her family, his family, and the cops. See this is what happens when a woman watches too much Lifetime Television and watches the movie "Run Away Bride" too many times. Like she couldn't have tried to be like Julia Roberts in one of her better flicks like "Pretty Woman".

richlevy · 04-30-2005, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SILVERWOLFNC

Like she couldn't have tried to be like Julia Roberts in one of her better flicks like "Pretty Woman".

You mean a hooker?

04-30-2005, 08:02 AM	#1
melidasaur Traded your soul for pogs. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Champaign, IL Posts: 646	Kidnapped Bride is the Runaway Bride I don't feel sorry for this woman at all... totally supports my case for eloping. Just in case you don't know what I'm talking about: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/30/wil...und/index.html __________________ I love England, what can I say?

04-30-2005, 09:45 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Can you say "deer in the headlights". __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:56 PM.

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wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	actually, according to what I've seen it was 600 people planning to attend. It was a BFW. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-30-2005, 04:57 PM	#9
SILVERWOLFNC High Tech Warrior Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: North Carolina nice place to visit but you don't want to live here Posts: 14	I agree with richlevy. She made a complete fool out of her fiance', not to mention she lied to him, her family, his family, and the cops. See this is what happens when a woman watches too much Lifetime Television and watches the movie "Run Away Bride" too many times. Like she couldn't have tried to be like Julia Roberts in one of her better flicks like "Pretty Woman". __________________ "When the spirit of the Man joins with the Spirit of the Animal only then can Man be one with Nature itself"

04-30-2005, 08:25 AM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	And here just as the media was busy deciding that this was its next soap opera.

04-30-2005, 11:00 AM	#4
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	looks like someone grabbed her boob

04-30-2005, 02:25 PM	#5
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	Why couldn't she just tell her fiance she needed a little time to think about stuff? And if he's not the type that would understand, she wouldn't have anything to think about- he wouldn't be "the one". Duh.

04-30-2005, 02:28 PM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Well, A.) She's probably a little nutzo to begin with, and B.) It might not have been the fiance she was worried about upsetting, it might have been the 150 other people who were planning to attend.

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