Terry, Chris, or Warren Ts One Sentance Story

Griff · 09-04-2002, 11:41 AM

A tender gracious good yet sexually ambiguous creature named Terry walked into his bosses office to...

spinningfetus · 09-04-2002, 12:53 PM

Argue against gender specific bathrooms....

09-04-2002, 01:02 PM

His reasoning, you see, was that a man <b>and</b> a woman could simultaneously use the same bathroom - nay, the same <i>toilet</i>! If the woman spreads her legs a bit and sits farther back on the throne, a male can urinate between them into the bowl water below. The saved space could be used for a new server room, which would house E450's loaded with MP3's.

warch · 09-04-2002, 01:13 PM

Terry's Boss, Ms. Slimp, pushed back her chair thoughtfully, stood, and slowly moved over to face the young, ambiguously idealistic carpet salesman. At closer inspection she could clearly see that...

Griff · 09-04-2002, 01:50 PM

... he was also a customer, Ms. Slimp decided to change topics, " That creepy little Jimmy Olson was just in here asking about some criminal mastermind named Warren T..."

headsplice · 09-17-2002, 05:13 PM

...who may be linked to Fantomas, Al-Qaeda, or Lex Luthor, in any event, if you decide to take this mission, you must...

Griff · 09-17-2002, 06:35 PM

...assume the role of Hélène: The opium-smoking, male-drag-donning, death's-head-tattooed daughter of Fantômas...

warch · 09-17-2002, 07:08 PM

Young Terry, visibly moved, whispered, "Fabulous! I love top hats, tails, AND poppies!" Then without further comment, he then spun on his heels and left the office, heading straight for...

Griff · 10-01-2002, 11:39 AM

...fabulous Broadway! He met her contact a certain Tommy Tune for a...

warch · 10-01-2002, 01:09 PM

quick breakfast - (#2, scrambled, coffee regular) at the Cosmic. As they discussed the master plan, Terry, who now introduced himself as Warren, grew to realize he could trust no one but himself. He marveled at Mr. Tune's toast management, the deliberate way in which he ensured that he reserved the last tip of bread to sop up the remaining egg and bacon grease, buffing his plate to a high sheen. Efficient. Warren immediately knew what must be done.

Griff · 10-08-2002, 07:37 AM

A two hour Scooby Doo, White Shadow made for tv event would have to be organized. He'd need a Mystery Machine, a basketball arena, a small compliant city...

10-08-2002, 09:19 AM

and a whole lot of butter.

warch · 10-08-2002, 10:14 AM

With the plan bubbling in his mind, the trembling Warren hoofed it to Rockefeller Center, jumped a NBC intern, swiping her blazer and walkie talkie. He knew he must...

Griff · 10-08-2002, 12:09 PM

...locate Alan Thicke. Brokaw had seen these kinds of "growing pains" before, patiently explaining the "facts of life" to walkie-talkie wielding Warren. He needed to get to Ontario...

09-04-2002, 11:41 AM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Terry, Chris, or Warren Ts One Sentance Story A tender gracious good yet sexually ambiguous creature named Terry walked into his bosses office to... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-04-2002, 01:50 PM	#5
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	... he was also a customer, Ms. Slimp decided to change topics, " That creepy little Jimmy Olson was just in here asking about some criminal mastermind named Warren T..." __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis Last edited by Griff; 09-04-2002 at 02:25 PM.

09-17-2002, 05:13 PM	#6
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	...who may be linked to Fantomas, Al-Qaeda, or Lex Luthor, in any event, if you decide to take this mission, you must... __________________ Don't Panic

09-17-2002, 06:35 PM	#7
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	...assume the role of Hélène: The opium-smoking, male-drag-donning, death's-head-tattooed daughter of Fantômas... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-01-2002, 11:39 AM	#9
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	...fabulous Broadway! He met her contact a certain Tommy Tune for a... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-04-2002, 12:53 PM	#2
spinningfetus Major Inhabitant Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Between a rock and a hard place... Posts: 122	Argue against gender specific bathrooms.... __________________ Don't turn you back on the bottle, its never turned its back on you. -Boozy the Clown

09-04-2002, 01:02 PM	#3
dave Guest Posts: n/a	His reasoning, you see, was that a man <b>and</b> a woman could simultaneously use the same bathroom - nay, the same <i>toilet</i>! If the woman spreads her legs a bit and sits farther back on the throne, a male can urinate between them into the bowl water below. The saved space could be used for a new server room, which would house E450's loaded with MP3's.

09-04-2002, 01:13 PM	#4
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Terry's Boss, Ms. Slimp, pushed back her chair thoughtfully, stood, and slowly moved over to face the young, ambiguously idealistic carpet salesman. At closer inspection she could clearly see that...

09-17-2002, 07:08 PM	#8
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Young Terry, visibly moved, whispered, "Fabulous! I love top hats, tails, AND poppies!" Then without further comment, he then spun on his heels and left the office, heading straight for...

10-01-2002, 01:09 PM	#10
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	quick breakfast - (#2, scrambled, coffee regular) at the Cosmic. As they discussed the master plan, Terry, who now introduced himself as Warren, grew to realize he could trust no one but himself. He marveled at Mr. Tune's toast management, the deliberate way in which he ensured that he reserved the last tip of bread to sop up the remaining egg and bacon grease, buffing his plate to a high sheen. Efficient. Warren immediately knew what must be done.

10-08-2002, 07:37 AM	#11
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	A two hour Scooby Doo, White Shadow made for tv event would have to be organized. He'd need a Mystery Machine, a basketball arena, a small compliant city... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-08-2002, 09:19 AM	#12
dave Guest Posts: n/a	and a whole lot of butter.

10-08-2002, 10:14 AM	#13
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	With the plan bubbling in his mind, the trembling Warren hoofed it to Rockefeller Center, jumped a NBC intern, swiping her blazer and walkie talkie. He knew he must...

10-08-2002, 12:09 PM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	...locate Alan Thicke. Brokaw had seen these kinds of "growing pains" before, patiently explaining the "facts of life" to walkie-talkie wielding Warren. He needed to get to Ontario... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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