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TheMercenary · 04-29-2011, 08:34 PM

Fucking other refs begged off and left my son's university without refs for a 7's tourny. Well I guess I get to do all 12 games by myself on Sat. Sucks ass. I should be in a wheel chair by the time it is over. Rolling up and down the pitch....

Aliantha · 04-29-2011, 08:44 PM

It'll be good excercise. hehehe

I think you should employ the same methods on the other ref's that you used for the snake.

TheMercenary · 04-29-2011, 08:50 PM

I have thought about it.....

plthijinx · 04-29-2011, 10:36 PM

HEY! you can make snake skin cleats!!

TheMercenary · 04-29-2011, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

HEY! you can make snake skin cleats!!

DUDE see your PM.

Big Sarge · 04-29-2011, 11:03 PM

People who kill poor defenseless snakes. They are a vital part of our fragile ecosystem. I'm thinking about calling Peta. Serves you right if they put a half-naked girl in a cage on your front lawn to protest

TheMercenary · 04-29-2011, 11:06 PM

Where do I sign up? But I want to pick the woman. Don't send me a PETA POS Waif.... Ha.

plthijinx · 04-29-2011, 11:40 PM

lmao sarge! you're so full of it!! love the humor! hey merc! mebbe we could get angelina HOlie!

footfootfoot · 04-30-2011, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

People who kill poor defenseless snakes are a vital part of our fragile ecosystem.

Fixed it for ya

monster · 05-03-2011, 10:56 AM

Someone's phone just powered down. I heard it. I could not locate it before it finished it's death throws.

1) Someone should have their phone with them, they are attending afterschool activities and need to have a telephonic communication device with them for purposes of communication with their transportation provider aka the mother ship

2) Someone's phone is evidently not in the plugged in position where it should be when not in their backpack/pocket

3) If I could hazard a guess as to which someone has misplaced their phone, it would do no damn because whilst I could call it because I know which number belongs to it, it won't make useful locator noises BECAUSE IT'S DEAD

4) Visual location is nigh on impossible in the jumble sale that passes for the front room/mud room/dumping ground. Chances are I'mm'a find it by stepping on it.

SamIam · 05-03-2011, 08:03 PM

I went to Wally World today to begin the process of replacing my camping equipment. Sticker shock big time, especially since nothing less than Coleman products will satisfy me (there's nothing worse than being stuck with defective camping gear and a 3 hour drive to civilization to replace it.

I decided that I would budget $300 smackers for such essentials as a sleeping bag good down to 20 degrees (it gets cold in the high mountains AND the desert, especially at the beginning and end of the camping season which for me runs mid May thru November). My first line necessities include a Coleman lantern with plenty of propane and extra mantles to keep it going, an air mattress with pump that can be charged on a car cig lighter, etc. It adds up fast.

I gritted my teeth and filled up my cart, along with some other just regular supplies I needed. Then I discovered that the ATM wouldn't cough up the required cash because I had withdrawn another $300 from it less than 24 hours ago to pay my rent. So, I parked my cart at customer service and made the 15 minute round trip to the bank to get my $$$. I TOLD them I'd be right back.

However, when I came back, everything had been returned to the shelves, despite their assurances that they would hold it for me.

I didn't have the energy to repeat my trip through the store yet again, so I stomped off and came home with nothing after all that effort. I HATE Wally World!

infinite monkey · 05-04-2011, 10:02 AM

Sam, those vests they wear that read "How may I help you?" on the back? They don't mean that!

What a pain.

SamIam · 05-05-2011, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Sam, those vests they wear that read "How may I help you?" on the back? They don't mean that!

What a pain.

I checked out Amazon and they have far more variety, plus customer reviews, plus prices the same or LOWER than Walhole, plus super-saving shipping which gives me free shipping.

So, I ordered my preliminary list of camping must-haves from the comfort and convenience of my own home. Take THAT you Chinese so-called capitalists!

infinite monkey · 05-05-2011, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SamIam

I checked out Amazon and they have far more variety, plus customer reviews, plus prices the same or LOWER than Walhole, plus super-saving shipping which gives me free shipping.

So, I ordered my preliminary list of camping must-haves from the comfort and convenience of my own home. Take THAT you Chinese so-called capitalists!

ha HA! Take that and that and that!

Years and years ago my ex and I tried to order all our christmas presents online. It was a disaster. Online shopping now? So convenient, and they compete so I think you get pretty good service.

lookout123 · 05-05-2011, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SamIam

I checked out Amazon and they have far more variety, plus customer reviews, plus prices the same or LOWER than Walhole, plus super-saving shipping which gives me free shipping.

So, I ordered my preliminary list of camping must-haves from the comfort and convenience of my own home. Take THAT you Chinese so-called capitalists!

If you don't mind visiting more than one place you can pick it all up for a fraction and often get superior equipment to boot. Dick's Sporting Goods has fantastic sales on equipment. Loooove our sleeping bags and they were only $20 each because they were old models.

04-29-2011, 08:34 PM	#3496
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Fucking other refs begged off and left my son's university without refs for a 7's tourny. Well I guess I get to do all 12 games by myself on Sat. Sucks ass. I should be in a wheel chair by the time it is over. Rolling up and down the pitch.... __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-29-2011, 08:44 PM	#3497
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	It'll be good excercise. hehehe I think you should employ the same methods on the other ref's that you used for the snake. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-29-2011, 08:50 PM	#3498
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I have thought about it..... __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-29-2011, 10:36 PM	#3499
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	HEY! you can make snake skin cleats!! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

04-29-2011, 11:03 PM	#3501
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	People who kill poor defenseless snakes. They are a vital part of our fragile ecosystem. I'm thinking about calling Peta. Serves you right if they put a half-naked girl in a cage on your front lawn to protest __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

04-29-2011, 11:06 PM	#3502
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Where do I sign up? But I want to pick the woman. Don't send me a PETA POS Waif.... Ha. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-29-2011, 11:40 PM	#3503
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	lmao sarge! you're so full of it!! love the humor! hey merc! mebbe we could get angelina HOlie! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

05-03-2011, 10:56 AM	#3505
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Someone's phone just powered down. I heard it. I could not locate it before it finished it's death throws. 1) Someone should have their phone with them, they are attending afterschool activities and need to have a telephonic communication device with them for purposes of communication with their transportation provider aka the mother ship 2) Someone's phone is evidently not in the plugged in position where it should be when not in their backpack/pocket 3) If I could hazard a guess as to which someone has misplaced their phone, it would do no damn because whilst I could call it because I know which number belongs to it, it won't make useful locator noises BECAUSE IT'S DEAD 4) Visual location is nigh on impossible in the jumble sale that passes for the front room/mud room/dumping ground. Chances are I'mm'a find it by stepping on it. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-03-2011, 08:03 PM	#3506
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	I went to Wally World today to begin the process of replacing my camping equipment. Sticker shock big time, especially since nothing less than Coleman products will satisfy me (there's nothing worse than being stuck with defective camping gear and a 3 hour drive to civilization to replace it. I decided that I would budget $300 smackers for such essentials as a sleeping bag good down to 20 degrees (it gets cold in the high mountains AND the desert, especially at the beginning and end of the camping season which for me runs mid May thru November). My first line necessities include a Coleman lantern with plenty of propane and extra mantles to keep it going, an air mattress with pump that can be charged on a car cig lighter, etc. It adds up fast. I gritted my teeth and filled up my cart, along with some other just regular supplies I needed. Then I discovered that the ATM wouldn't cough up the required cash because I had withdrawn another $300 from it less than 24 hours ago to pay my rent. So, I parked my cart at customer service and made the 15 minute round trip to the bank to get my $$$. I TOLD them I'd be right back. However, when I came back, everything had been returned to the shelves, despite their assurances that they would hold it for me. I didn't have the energy to repeat my trip through the store yet again, so I stomped off and came home with nothing after all that effort. I HATE Wally World!

05-04-2011, 10:02 AM	#3507
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Sam, those vests they wear that read "How may I help you?" on the back? They don't mean that! What a pain.

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