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10-14-2004, 05:11 PM | #1 |
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The bed of the future
Have trouble sleeping due to nervousness, paranoia, or bio-chemical terrorist attacks? Have a touch of agoraphobia? Do you hate getting out of bed to go to the bathroom? Do you enjoy the dark cozyness of a tomb? Then look no further for the bed of your dreams... presenting the Quantum Sleeper!
This is one tight piece of bedroom furniture, though you may have some trouble finding a matching dresser. Some of the Features:
For a high-tech bed, I think the list under "entertainment" is alarmingly short and misguided. But that's just me. Missing features:
We should compile a list of these and other missing features, and mail them to the company.
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10-14-2004, 05:34 PM | #2 |
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I doesn't say anything about pistol holsters or rifle and shotgun scabbards. The model up at Fort Slang comes standard with those.
I would consider those essential in a biosafe containment system like that. Once the neighbors know I have one, they'll want to get in and I have to defend my territory.
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10-14-2004, 06:48 PM | #3 |
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Can it double as a coffin?
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10-14-2004, 09:11 PM | #4 |
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Built in unisex copulation simulator with optional wet spot avoidance system?
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10-15-2004, 06:59 AM | #5 |
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I might be overlooking it, but I don't see anything in there anywhere about it's safety during a fire. Sure, the thing itself may not burn but you'd be slowcooked on the inside if you were closed up in that thing and a fire broke out. I'd figure a house fire is much more likely to happen than much of the stuff they're claiming it protects against.
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10-15-2004, 03:07 PM | #6 |
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Just crank up the optional AC! Seriously, I seem to recall reading about it's safety in a fire. Somewhere in there. I still want to see an MSRP.
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10-17-2004, 08:29 AM | #7 |
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Where's the wheels and the engine?
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10-17-2004, 04:42 PM | #9 | |
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Fire Resistant:The Quantum Sleeper Unit must be located on a ground level to prevent falling through floor structure as a result of fire damage if the unit will include this feature.
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