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05-24-2011, 12:12 PM | #1 |
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50%...survey says!
Make up your own statistics here.
50% of half of the Americans who were asked independently by an idependent organization (of which roughly 56% were female) cannot determine 30% of half of their ass from a hole in the ground. Furthermore, 43% of the people polled did not recognize 89% of the words and another 5% said they gave their ass to benefit 60% of the people who were affected by the solid increase in storms last year...a whopping 98% elevation from the previous 43 years. All but 31% of the respondents were sixth day adventists, which may account for the .05% decrease of affirmative responses from respondents for the same percentage of time the previous decade. |
05-24-2011, 12:25 PM | #2 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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05-24-2011, 09:31 PM | #3 |
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Any time that you shake hands with someone, there is a 23% chance that they have picked their nose within the previous four minutes.
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05-24-2011, 09:41 PM | #4 |
I hear them call the tide
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there is a 10% chance that any bank bill over $10 you touch has been used to sniff cocaine, but a 23% chance that any $10 or less had been up a sex-worker's hoo-haa.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
05-25-2011, 02:23 AM | #5 |
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22% of people surveyed told me to sod off.
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05-25-2011, 06:49 PM | #6 |
I hear them call the tide
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99% of all rain in the world fell in Ann Arbor today. This proves that George Bush is a twat.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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That right there is a sig.
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05-25-2011, 07:02 PM | #8 |
I hear them call the tide
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
05-25-2011, 07:34 PM | #9 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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50% of those responding to polls say that a 50% vote in any given poll option does not represent half; rather, it represents the other half which is intrinsically less meaningful.
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05-25-2011, 07:45 PM | #10 |
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Hey! I know my ass from a hole in the ground, but I sometimes have difficulty finding it with both hands and a flashlight ...
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05-25-2011, 09:21 PM | #11 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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50% of all the people you shake hands with will pass potentially infectious viruses or bacteria directly to your hand which you will subsequently infect yourself with within 3 minutes of touching the vector.... wash your hands fools.
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05-25-2011, 09:43 PM | #12 |
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i'm convinced that 75% of houstonians learned how to drive at the go kart track.
(sad side note: it really does happen. full grown ppl who don't know how to drive are brought here to learn how to drive before their tests. *sigh*)
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05-25-2011, 10:02 PM | #13 |
I hear them call the tide
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50% of dwellars actually read most of the posts in a thread before replying. Only 25% of those actually procees what they read. 10% of those "get it", but 4% of those are pathological assholes. So If you start a thread in th Cellar, you have a 3.14% chance of a coherant response. But you have a 66.6% chance of being contradicted.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
05-25-2011, 10:48 PM | #14 |
in a mood, not cupcake
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05-25-2011, 11:16 PM | #15 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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I think the number is actually quite a bit smaller.
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