The WTF NSFW thread

[it]

If I get this right, the box is a giant rectum connected to her digestive system so that Big Bird will be able to anally screw her with his entire body, in order to.. Find Lemmiwinks?



Look, the other guy is giving diving instructions.... And she has the biggest "You are going to do what?!!!!" look on her face ever... It all makes sense.

[BigV]

re post 4600

I think you're all over thinking it.

It's about racing cars. Race cars. There are uncountable instances of hot cars and hot girls together, this is no different.

When I was a kid I had slot cars. These cars are a bit bigger, and they run IN the slot, not just a little rudder at the front of the car, but they're the same. I let the youtubes run past the end of the one you posted and there are *lots* more of the same kind of cars on the same kind of track. And they're being raced by little boys, they look... maybe ten years old? The girl in post 4600 is definitely not ten years old, and that track is a lot simpler, but the basic premise is the same. I'm not seeing some super specific fetish. And I have a pretty good imagination.

[Big Sarge]

traceur - I don't know. Gravdigr never posted the video explaining this.

BigV - Is the slot in the track symbolic of her vagina?? There has to be something to this of erotic content. Otherwise, what is the point of life?

[xoxoxoBruce]

It's japan, the point is inscrutable.

[it]

Hmmm wouldn't it make more sense if the roads represented something masculine and the cars feminine?

I mean, vehicles in generally are usually treated as feminine, in some languages even literally (my own included), probably because it's something you go into. A road on the other hand is something long usually straight but sometimes curvy that you can be on... and I have it on good authority that in the alternative universe where matriarchy won history, female samurai have written fantastic poetry to geish[a] men while applying that.

[Gravdigr]

There is no explaining Japanese pornographic cinema.




Speaking of pornographic cinema, just ran across this:

"Ask A Porn Star: What was your grossest on set experience?" ***NSFW Language*** Not safe at all.

[Sundae]

I'ma not gonna tell you about the time when I was in my late teens and didn't realise I had a marshmallow forgotten in my nonnie. The smell?! Could strip paint.
No blood, and it wasn't long before I realised something was up - if you get what I mean. What can I say? I was at a music festival, and camping leads to a relaxation of general hygiene.

Oh wait, I said I wasn't going to tell you...

Still, I never let anyone talk me into that 9 1/2 Weeks stuff again.

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Regarding post #4602:

That's actually a video still image. I think I may have posted the video here on the Cellar a couple years ago. You should look for that. It's...impressively weird. If I happen to find the post here, or the vid on the net, I'll post it for ya.

Ladies and gentlemen (and by "ladies and gentlemen", I mean Pam (don't know how I got Pam mixed up in this) Traceur and Big Sarge) of Teh Cellar, I present to you "Funky Forest, go for a drink":



I told you that shit was weird.

[Gravdigr]

While we're weird:

Funky Forest, after school:

[Gravdigr]

You. Are. Welcome.

[Gravdigr]

So, there I am, watching a little morning porn, minding my own bidniz, when I have to answer the phone. I hit pause, get the phone (No, I do not want to lower my credit card interest rate, thanks for asking), come back to the porn and there's this ad.

Specifically, this ad:



Wait, whaaaaa?? Sasha Grey (<---NSFW LINK) is gonna be here to blow me in ten minutes??? I gotta get a shower, PRONTO!!!

But, did I click on that ad? You're goddamn right I clicked on it (pay hook-up site, ftr). I mean, I was pretty sure Sasha Grey wasn't reeeeally gonna show up and gargle my dangly bits. But, back there, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back there, in the very backest of the back of my mind, I thought..."Maybe.".

It's been several hours now, and Ms. Grey has not shown up yet, not in the flesh, anyway.

Ahh, the wonders of internet porn...

[xoxoxoBruce]

Gee, I didn't know she was your neighbor, can you get me her autograph?

[Gravdigr]

This woman is just too fucking fat to be a model.



I mean, look at her. Just look at her. She's hideous.

Fucking idiots.

Link

[DanaC]

Christ on a bike, and this is the same industry that claims it is seriously tackling the problem of eating disorders amongst models (and their role in fostering poor body image in everybody else!). Everybody gets excited because a few "plus size" models manage to build a career in the industry, meanwhile girls who are already if not dangerously underweight, then certainly bordering on it, are essentially forced to chase after a starvation build.

[BigV]

Which is the chicken and which is the egg here?

I think the girl is pretty, she's thin, but pretty. There's no fucking way she's "too big". And anybody that's sending that message is simply wrong. "The Media" (whatever) says a lot of shit, and much of it is found in advertising--ALL KINDS of advertising. Making positive associations between a given image and a given product is what they're all about. Regardless of the efficacy of the product, or the truthfulness of a given claim.

Now I'm not a young girl, but I wouldn't be swayed by someone who suggested that a young woman with the figure of the gal in the video was "too big". I reckon there are those that might be influenced that way, but the fact of the matter is such a claim is simply untrue, and can be safely ignored.

Of course, if the people hiring her all believe it, ignoring them could mean not getting work from those people. That might be a problem. But there are lots of problems like that in the world. I'm not the right body type to play professional football. I know that. The NFL would know know that in about two seconds if they ever cared to look at me. I think some of those guys are extremely fit and quite good looking, just as that young woman is, in her way. But the image and self image of the person is not the same thing as being suitable for a given job.

How does she look? She looks great. How well suited for a given modeling career/agency/campaign is she? That's not up to me. I hope she can tell the difference.