Children of the Corn v. Children of the Bacon!....wtf?

HungLikeJesus · 03-09-2012, 09:55 PM

This is not a clone thread, as it has multiple parents.

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=27017
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=15750

Children of the Corn
Isaac: Behold, a dream did come to me, and the Lord did show all of this to me.
Corn-Children: Praise God! Praise the Lord!
Isaac: A time of tribulation has come. A test, the Final Test, is at hand.
Malachai: What has the Lord commanded?
Isaac: In my dream the Lord came to me... It was He Who Walks Behind the Rows. I fell on my knees in terror, and hid my eyes, lest the fearfulness of His face strike me dead! He told me all that has since happened; He said, "Joseph has taken his things and fled this happy place, because the worship of Me is no more upon him. So take you his life, and spill his blood like water upon the earth! But let not his flesh pollute the corn; cast him instead upon the road!
Malachai: And so it was done. Joseph the Betrayer was cast out!
Isaac: And He Who Walks Behind The Rows did say, "I will send outlanders amongst you: a man and a woman. These outlanders will be unbelievers and profaners of the holy. But they will sorely test you, for they have great power, even greater than that of the Blue Man!
Corn-Children: The Blue Man! Yes, the Blue Man!
Isaac: And just as the Blue Man was offered up unto He Who Walks Behind the Rows, so shall be the unbelievers!
Malachai: Make sacrifice unto Him! Bring Him the blood of the outlanders!
Corn-Children: Praise God; praise the Lord! Praise God! Praise the Lord...!

Children of the Bacon
Bacon is the truth, and the truth never lies. So now, I find myself struggling with a lying spirit. The lie is that I am Bacon's child. The truth is HungLikeJesus loves meat just as much as he loves anything else.

ZenGum · 03-10-2012, 04:49 AM

ya freak.

BigV · 03-10-2012, 06:14 PM

better get married first or suffer the wrath of limbaugh

http://www.marrybacon.com/

03-09-2012, 09:55 PM	#1
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Children of the Corn v. Children of the Bacon!....wtf? This is not a clone thread, as it has multiple parents. http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=27017 http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=15750 Children of the Corn Isaac: Behold, a dream did come to me, and the Lord did show all of this to me. Corn-Children: Praise God! Praise the Lord! Isaac: A time of tribulation has come. A test, the Final Test, is at hand. Malachai: What has the Lord commanded? Isaac: In my dream the Lord came to me... It was He Who Walks Behind the Rows. I fell on my knees in terror, and hid my eyes, lest the fearfulness of His face strike me dead! He told me all that has since happened; He said, "Joseph has taken his things and fled this happy place, because the worship of Me is no more upon him. So take you his life, and spill his blood like water upon the earth! But let not his flesh pollute the corn; cast him instead upon the road! Malachai: And so it was done. Joseph the Betrayer was cast out! Isaac: And He Who Walks Behind The Rows did say, "I will send outlanders amongst you: a man and a woman. These outlanders will be unbelievers and profaners of the holy. But they will sorely test you, for they have great power, even greater than that of the Blue Man! Corn-Children: The Blue Man! Yes, the Blue Man! Isaac: And just as the Blue Man was offered up unto He Who Walks Behind the Rows, so shall be the unbelievers! Malachai: Make sacrifice unto Him! Bring Him the blood of the outlanders! Corn-Children: Praise God; praise the Lord! Praise God! Praise the Lord...! Children of the Bacon Bacon is the truth, and the truth never lies. So now, I find myself struggling with a lying spirit. The lie is that I am Bacon's child. The truth is HungLikeJesus loves meat just as much as he loves anything else. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

03-10-2012, 04:49 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	ya freak. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-10-2012, 06:14 PM	#3
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	better get married first or suffer the wrath of limbaugh http://www.marrybacon.com/ __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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