Strange compliments - Page 5

Crimson Ghost · 03-21-2009, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tiki

Yes. My cervix is deep down there. A cervix is a portal, and wouldn't be referred to as being, in itself, "deep" anymore than a door would be referred to as "deep". More like a rock at the bottom of a lake would be referred to as being deep. I phrased it the way the GYNs phrased it... the actual phrase the first one used was "Wow, your cervix is really deep, I can't reach it!" Sort of like, if you're in a cave, you are deep underground. My cervix is deep... in my vaginal canal. Thanks for giving me the chance to elucidate, I was really hoping for a chance to talk about my vagina.

I know your eyes in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain
And the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel you in my arms again
And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love
Then you softly leave

And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?
I really need to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour
You're my savior when I fall
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside
That I really do

And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?
I really need to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love
Then you softly leave

And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?
I really need to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

Sundae · 03-21-2009, 05:23 AM

Back on track - much as I like reading about Tiki's minnie...

I have been complimented on my nose more than once.
And when my counsellor asked me, "Is there anything you like about yourself?" I was able to bravely respond, "My nose!" which she admitted was a new one on her, but at least gave us somewhere to start from.

I was also told I have Willow Pattern eyes. You know, the dark blue & white china plates. Apparently, my iris is the same shade of blue. I rather liked that too. But then I was 20 and the man making the observation was lying on top of me (in Willow Pattern jeans) so I was in a vulnerable position compliment-wise.

lumberjim · 03-21-2009, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie

You heard me. Grow a few (inches).

UUUUUGE

BigV · 03-21-2009, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Wolf told me I had a nice placenta. I guess it was a compliment? lol

Yes... but is(was) it yours or Max's?

Sundae · 03-21-2009, 12:46 PM

Hers! She growed it!

She could have et it too.

Quote:

The presenter, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, devised the recipe with mother Rosie Clear for a party to celebrate the birth of her daughter Indi-Mo Krebbs.

The placenta was fried with shallots and garlic, flambéed, puréed and served to 20 relatives and friends as a pate on focaccia bread.

Mrs Clear's husband Lee had 17 helpings but the other guests were less enthusiastic.

For the record, I am a big fan of HF-W and watched this programme. He wasn't out to shock or disgust - animals eat their afterbirth after all. It was quite clear where it was going, and in later interviews he admitted it only really tasted of the flavours added. Yumyum.

The real enquiry should have been into the daughter's name. She has to live with that!

BigV · 03-21-2009, 01:04 PM

yes... but she "growed" Max too.

Stress Puppy · 03-21-2009, 08:35 PM

I've been told by a doctor and a massage therapist that I have 'perfect anatomy' in my back.

morethanpretty · 03-21-2009, 09:35 PM

chat slut

Pico and ME · 03-22-2009, 02:08 AM

In college, a roommate of mine was told by her gynecologist that she had a beautiful 'pussy' (he didn't actually use that word). I thought IT was strange enough that to this day I haven't forgotten it.

Crimson Ghost · 03-22-2009, 02:54 AM

"Magnificent! I shall hang an oil painting of it in my waiting room. I shall be the envy of every other doctor in this city!"

Sundae · 03-22-2009, 05:35 AM

I have a backwards slanting vag. Apparently. I didn't get approval or disapproval regarding this, but it was nice to know.

My veins also roll.
The nurses at Blood Donors are always quite approving of this. But that's probably because I look like I'm going to be sick, or cry, or both, so they are being kind. It seems that some veins pop up at the first sign of a needle, but mine hide, and weave about and roll. Which is natural when you think about it. I have safety veins.

Trilby · 03-22-2009, 08:20 AM

I have been complimented on my green-tinged skin, my hooked nose (with mole and hair coming out) and pointy hat.

Also: my socks never fail to inspire awe.

DanaC · 03-22-2009, 08:23 AM

Oh I have been complimented often on my socks. Well....compliment might be the wrong word. Comment has been passed.

Mainly that's because I don't bother with all that matching malarkey. I grab two suitabke socks, Preferably of the same basic style and material...though not exclusively so. I see no reason to arse about finding matching socks.

Trilby · 03-22-2009, 08:33 AM

I find people usually comment when one is daring enough to be fashion-forward (as with the not-quite-matching sox) and when one is willing to allow one sock to slip down and wrinkle about the ankle whilst the other is pulled tight to the knee. sock garters almost always guarantee a word or two.

capnhowdy · 03-22-2009, 08:34 AM

Good morning, Ladies. I'd like to compliment you on you posts this morning. Thank you.

03-21-2009, 05:23 AM	#62
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Back on track - much as I like reading about Tiki's minnie... I have been complimented on my nose more than once. And when my counsellor asked me, "Is there anything you like about yourself?" I was able to bravely respond, "My nose!" which she admitted was a new one on her, but at least gave us somewhere to start from. I was also told I have Willow Pattern eyes. You know, the dark blue & white china plates. Apparently, my iris is the same shade of blue. I rather liked that too. But then I was 20 and the man making the observation was lying on top of me (in Willow Pattern jeans) so I was in a vulnerable position compliment-wise. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-21-2009, 01:04 PM	#66
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	yes... but she "growed" Max too. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-21-2009, 08:35 PM	#67
Stress Puppy Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 359	I've been told by a doctor and a massage therapist that I have 'perfect anatomy' in my back. __________________ ~Stress Puppy~ Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

03-21-2009, 09:35 PM	#68
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	chat slut __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

03-22-2009, 02:54 AM	#70
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	"Magnificent! I shall hang an oil painting of it in my waiting room. I shall be the envy of every other doctor in this city!" __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-22-2009, 02:08 AM	#69
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	In college, a roommate of mine was told by her gynecologist that she had a beautiful 'pussy' (he didn't actually use that word). I thought IT was strange enough that to this day I haven't forgotten it.

03-22-2009, 05:35 AM	#71
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I have a backwards slanting vag. Apparently. I didn't get approval or disapproval regarding this, but it was nice to know. My veins also roll. The nurses at Blood Donors are always quite approving of this. But that's probably because I look like I'm going to be sick, or cry, or both, so they are being kind. It seems that some veins pop up at the first sign of a needle, but mine hide, and weave about and roll. Which is natural when you think about it. I have safety veins. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-22-2009, 08:20 AM	#72
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I have been complimented on my green-tinged skin, my hooked nose (with mole and hair coming out) and pointy hat. Also: my socks never fail to inspire awe. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-22-2009, 08:23 AM	#73
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Oh I have been complimented often on my socks. Well....compliment might be the wrong word. Comment has been passed. Mainly that's because I don't bother with all that matching malarkey. I grab two suitabke socks, Preferably of the same basic style and material...though not exclusively so. I see no reason to arse about finding matching socks.

03-22-2009, 08:33 AM	#74
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I find people usually comment when one is daring enough to be fashion-forward (as with the not-quite-matching sox) and when one is willing to allow one sock to slip down and wrinkle about the ankle whilst the other is pulled tight to the knee. sock garters almost always guarantee a word or two. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-22-2009, 08:34 AM	#75
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Good morning, Ladies. I'd like to compliment you on you posts this morning. Thank you. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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