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The worse that could happen is he could have the arm ripped off and die of blood loss. Not such a big deal.
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I drove over such a ladder in the fast lane of Interstate 10 at regular highway speeds, back in the day. THAT was an exciting day.
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01-15-2015, 03:16 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Good times, good times.
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01-15-2015, 03:30 PM
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At least they saved the delivery fee.
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01-15-2015, 03:38 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Maybe it's a rental car, or borrowed from an in-law.
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01-15-2015, 04:53 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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That's the difference between outlaws and in-laws; outlaws are wanted.
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01-16-2015, 12:25 PM
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01-16-2015, 12:36 PM
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What's the betting he tried to drive his 14ft wide ensemble through a 13ft wide gap?
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01-16-2015, 08:32 PM
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That won't turn out as well as floating under a drawbridge with a hardon.
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01-17-2015, 06:07 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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If you drive into a ditch, it'd be easier to climb out of it.
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 Oh sure, of course, LICK the Japs, that's what it says, wink wink nudge nudge 
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We have to go back, Kate!
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I wouldn't lick a Jap, if he was glazed in honey!
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He went to see War Horse when he was in London and it was just SO moving...
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