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View Poll Results: How often?
Never. 5 14.71%
A handful of times. 12 35.29%
Maybe 1 out of every 10 times. 4 11.76%
A quater of the time. 2 5.88%
Probably about half the time. 4 11.76%
Between half the time and every time. 6 17.65%
Every. Time. 1 2.94%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 34. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 01-03-2009, 10:25 PM   #1
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Simultaneous Orgasm

Do you ever achieve simulatneous orgasm with your spouse/lover/favorite ƒuckbuddy? If so, how often?


note to self: the SFW "f" character is [alt+0131]
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Old 01-03-2009, 10:27 PM   #2
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Most of the time.

We're a well oiled machine at our place.
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Old 01-03-2009, 10:30 PM   #3
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Brace yerself Kathleen!
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Old 01-03-2009, 10:30 PM   #4
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C'mon, everybody knows female orgasm is a myth.
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Old 01-03-2009, 10:39 PM   #5
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who cares?
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Old 01-04-2009, 12:12 AM   #6
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Every time I've tried to go simultaneously I'll come just a bit earlier than her, resulting in her hitting me over the head and calling me an asshole. Relationships...
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Old 01-04-2009, 12:50 AM   #7
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Yeah, but if you're just a little bit earlier, then that blast of hot lava should send her over the edge!
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Old 01-04-2009, 12:57 AM   #8
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Maybe pierce's definition of 'a little bit earlier' is a little bit longer than others might think it is.
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Old 01-04-2009, 01:34 AM   #9
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Yeah, but if you're just a little bit earlier, then that blast of hot lava should send her over the edge!
Condoms or pull out. She does not want to get pregnant and I respect that 100%. No need for little pierces running around.

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Maybe pierce's definition of 'a little bit earlier' is a little bit longer than others might think it is.
Hahaha. I was under the impression that girls orgasm in 20 seconds. Are you saying that's wrong?
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Old 01-04-2009, 04:28 AM   #10
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Hahaha. I was under the impression that girls orgasm in 20 seconds. Are you saying that's wrong?
Nope, that's right. And our favourite form of foreplay is a dry finger straight up the cootch after the first kiss.

My simultaneous orgasms have never been a matter of careful timing - in fact they're technically overlapping orgasms. But that would be a very picky distinction I suppose. One has always set off the other in my case, it's happened both ways round. I've had it happen during anal sex too.

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Old 01-04-2009, 04:47 AM   #11
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Old 01-04-2009, 08:13 AM   #12
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She is very multi-orgasmic, so if I can keep going she has many more than I do before me. Eventually it is right on time with her. Every time.
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Old 01-04-2009, 09:12 AM   #13
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I had only ever experienced a simultaneous orgasm once before Flint and I know it had to be a fluke... I think with Flint it is a combination of the wonderful shape he presents hich seems to hit the spot so to speak and the fact that we both seem to find the same things pleasurable... we are not only the same kind of dork... we are also the same kind of pervert... lol
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Old 01-05-2009, 04:56 AM   #14
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You like to play with toilet paper rolls too, Pooka??


I have simultaneous orgasms everytime I fake it....right.on.time.
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Old 01-05-2009, 08:46 AM   #15
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[loveline]the women who can climax without direct clitoral stimulation tend also to be multi-orgasmic. it is rare.[/loveline]
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