The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Politics
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Politics Where we learn not to think less of others who don't share our views

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-21-2012, 08:43 AM   #16
Urbane Guerrilla
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Southern California
Posts: 6,674
Angry

Quote:
Originally Posted by tw View Post
Because, like dumb ass Marines, your manliness is measured by what you piss on.
Why, you wacko extremist. Your lifelong anti-US-military attitude is one of the multitudinous reasons you out-suck a black hole, tm. Scum scum scum scum scum untermensch scum. You've never deserved the privilege of breeding, and I thank the fates you never have bred. Your fashionable leftism went out of fashion in the Reagan administration and left you unawares. Your brain is stuck in the twentieth century and your social adeptness was as nonexistent then as now.

Quote:
Originally Posted by tw View Post
. . . ran out with a semiautomatic gun and what no civilian needs. A magazine with maybe 12 rounds.
Subscribing to the "Theory of the Evil Gun" is what you're doing here, and that's a pro-genocide thought. Killing tools are too important to leave solely to the military and police; other-than-government persons must have access to such power as well, or a society turns totalitarian -- and more inclined to genocide when so. You think the sociology of arms and society was settled in the nineteen-seventies? It was not; in fact that was when the discipline had its start. To stay fixated in the crankish if popularized views of those times is to know nothing at all of the issue -- or to be the biggest statist piece of meat in the Cellar.
__________________
Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.
Urbane Guerrilla is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-21-2012, 09:24 AM   #17
infinite monkey
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
"Jane, you ignorant slut..."

Oh you guys crack me up. I just adore you both, rants and all.

I was getting ready to put out an APB for you, UG.
infinite monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-21-2012, 12:51 PM   #18
classicman
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 23,401
People don't make people fat, spoons do.
__________________
"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt
classicman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-21-2012, 04:55 PM   #19
Aliantha
trying hard to be a better person
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 16,493
Spoons should be outlawed! If they were, I wouldn't need to be dieting now!!!
__________________
Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber
Aliantha is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-21-2012, 05:57 PM   #20
ZenGum
Doctor Wtf
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
If people can't get spoons, they'll just use even more dangerous alternatives, like sporks.
__________________
Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.
ZenGum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-21-2012, 06:17 PM   #21
Aliantha
trying hard to be a better person
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 16,493
And just wait till the bring out the Forks!
__________________
Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber
Aliantha is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-21-2012, 06:44 PM   #22
ZenGum
Doctor Wtf
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
Are we talking regular hunting forks, or military-style assault forks?
__________________
Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.
ZenGum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-21-2012, 06:52 PM   #23
Aliantha
trying hard to be a better person
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 16,493
Any kind of fork. They're all dangerous!

And don't get me started on knives!!!
__________________
Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber
Aliantha is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-21-2012, 09:21 PM   #24
tw
Read? I only know how to write.
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,933
Quote:
Originally Posted by infinite monkey View Post
I was getting ready to put out an APB for you, UG.
It's called chumming.
tw is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-21-2012, 09:31 PM   #25
classicman
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 23,401
sigh
__________________
"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt
classicman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-21-2012, 09:55 PM   #26
SamIam
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Not here
Posts: 2,655
Quote:
Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla View Post

rant,rant, rave - ten thousand expletives deleted...

... other-than-government persons must have access to such power as well, or a society turns totalitarian -- and more inclined to genocide when so. You think the sociology of arms and society was settled in the nineteen-seventies?


Here comes the helicopter -- second time today
Everybody scatters and hopes it goes away
How many kids they've murdered only God can say
If I had a rocket launcher...I'd make somebody pay...

I want to raise every voice -- at least I've got to try
Every time I think about it water rises to my eyes.
Situation desperate, echoes of the victims cry
If I had a rocket launcher...Some son of a bitch would die



- "If I had a rocket launcher" by Bruce Cockburn
SamIam is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2012, 07:25 PM   #27
infinite monkey
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
Quote:
Originally Posted by classicman View Post
sigh
Lie.

Oh, this isn't word ass? Sorry.
infinite monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2012, 09:47 PM   #28
BigV
Goon Squad Leader
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
Quote:
Originally Posted by tw View Post
It's called chumming.
LOL
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not.
BigV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2012, 10:52 PM   #29
tw
Read? I only know how to write.
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,933
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigV View Post
LOL
Some so frequently jump to conclusions as to assume I called UG a bluefish. We all know he is not blue.
tw is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2012, 10:10 AM   #30
classicman
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 23,401
Chumming is primarily for sharks and UG is no shark. Although he does act like a hammerhead at times.
__________________
"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt
classicman is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:26 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.