The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 623

ZenGum · 07-24-2011, 08:27 AM

No, "go down on" is banned. Sheesh, they gave you a list.

"I'm going to take a dump in the johns. I'd like a chick to ~~go down on me~~ sing to my salami and wipe my crack"

Much more family friendly.

footfootfoot · 07-24-2011, 09:23 AM

From Patton OSwalt's "Werewolves and Lollipops" Clean Filth

NSFW language

bigw00dy · 07-24-2011, 03:38 PM

morethanpretty · 07-24-2011, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

This picture was in the paper this morning. Dude was trying to capture a jaguar terrorizing an Indian village. Makes me glad the worst we have around here is bunnies.

Sure about that?

Quote:

'Crazed Hare' Attacks Austrian Couple

An elderly Austrian woman required hospital treatment after being attacked by what was described as a 'crazed hare.' Police were forced to shoot the rampaging beast before it could hurt anybody else.

Ya, really!

ZenGum · 07-25-2011, 03:54 AM

Look at ze bonez!!

Gravdigr · 07-25-2011, 05:52 AM

Quote:

'Crazed Hare' Attacks Austrian Couple

Quote:

An elderly Austrian woman required hospital treatment after being attacked by what was described as a 'crazed hare.' Police were forced to shoot the rampaging beast before it could hurt anybody else.

Ok. I'll do it. Here goes:

(ahem)

I guess she got a wild hare.

infinite monkey · 07-25-2011, 08:19 AM

Night of the Lepus!

Spexxvet · 07-25-2011, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357

So the anchor can still say:

"I'm going to take a dump in the johns. I'd like a chick to go down on me and wipe my crack"

Blumpkin is not on the list

Gravdigr · 07-25-2011, 06:10 PM

Sprinkles. I love eating sprinkles.

Have you met Sprinkles?

BigV · 07-25-2011, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Sprinkles. I love eating sprinkles.

Have you met Sprinkles?

I could do that. I could totally do that. I sense a DIY project, for a different thread, of course.

Gravdigr · 07-26-2011, 06:29 AM

Heh, oughta be fairly easy:

Step 1. Lick her aaallllllll over, reeeeaaaaaallllllllll good;

Step 2. Roll her in sprinkles.

footfootfoot · 07-26-2011, 12:51 PM

lissen honey, the crazy photoshop blue eyes and the covered in sprinkles thing ain't hiding the fact that you got Jimmy Durante's nose. And, no you can't eat crackers in bed, those sprinkles are bad enough.

BigV · 07-26-2011, 04:36 PM

Nose? that's just *more* sprinkles man.

TheMercenary · 07-27-2011, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

I could do that. I could totally do that. I sense a DIY project, for a different thread, of course.

Haaaa.... careful there.

BigV · 07-27-2011, 04:47 PM

right. wouldn't want to chip a tooth or something.

07-24-2011, 08:27 AM	#9331
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	No, "go down on" is banned. Sheesh, they gave you a list. "I'm going to take a dump in the johns. I'd like a chick to ~~go down on me~~ sing to my salami and wipe my crack" Much more family friendly. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-24-2011, 09:23 AM	#9332
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	From Patton OSwalt's "Werewolves and Lollipops" Clean Filth NSFW language __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-24-2011, 03:38 PM	#9333
bigw00dy I'm here once in a while Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 458	__________________ flickr®

07-25-2011, 03:54 AM	#9335
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Look at ze bonez!! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-25-2011, 06:10 PM	#9339
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07-25-2011, 08:19 AM	#9337
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Night of the Lepus!

07-26-2011, 06:29 AM	#9341
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Heh, oughta be fairly easy: Step 1. Lick her aaallllllll over, reeeeaaaaaallllllllll good; Step 2. Roll her in sprinkles. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-26-2011, 12:51 PM	#9342
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	lissen honey, the crazy photoshop blue eyes and the covered in sprinkles thing ain't hiding the fact that you got Jimmy Durante's nose. And, no you can't eat crackers in bed, those sprinkles are bad enough. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-26-2011, 04:36 PM	#9343
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Nose? that's just more sprinkles man. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-27-2011, 04:47 PM	#9345
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	right. wouldn't want to chip a tooth or something. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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