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03-13-2004, 12:09 PM | #1 |
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HAIKU
I haiku, do you?
for those of you who missed this in school, haiku is defined as: hai·ku Audio pronunciation of haiku ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hk) n. pl. haiku, also hai·kus 1. A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons. 2. A poem written in this form. So why don't you try to write a haiku for us and see how you do
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03-13-2004, 12:19 PM | #2 |
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Jimbo is a turd
He must have nothing to do Quit polluting, jerk! |
03-13-2004, 12:23 PM | #3 |
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that's a very nice
poem you sonofabitch now go suck a dick
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03-13-2004, 12:37 PM | #4 |
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i love my coffee
hot, steamy and very strong it gets me wired |
03-13-2004, 12:39 PM | #5 |
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What is wrong, Jimbo?
Did you not like my haiku? The truth, it can hurt |
03-13-2004, 01:10 PM | #6 |
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just be thankful, bitch
that i don't come over there and tear your arms off hey, this is really fun. much more fun than regular pretty little haiku. IT'S THE HAIKU INSULT THREAD!!
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03-13-2004, 01:24 PM | #7 |
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The only thing that
Jim will tear off is his dick He jerks off too much |
03-13-2004, 01:25 PM | #8 |
still says videotape
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whale penis baby
cellar madness haiku smack bring it on biotch
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03-13-2004, 01:43 PM | #9 | |
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Haiku rocks. Haiku is the manliest poetry there is. Haiku actually promotes the production of testosterone. (*cough*)
Here are a few of mine from my website: Quote:
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03-13-2004, 01:48 PM | #10 |
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what to do today
I can't rhyme stuff dumbass oh man this sucks bad
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03-13-2004, 01:50 PM | #11 |
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C-M-N-B-N
O-I-C-I-C-U-T L-M-F-A-O |
03-13-2004, 01:59 PM | #12 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Inside the mailbox
A new Ebay purchase came Antique light meter
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03-13-2004, 02:07 PM | #13 | |
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who's the dumbass now? you cannot count to seven? worse than sycamore!
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03-13-2004, 02:12 PM | #14 |
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I hate all haiku
never was able to do fuck you to haiku
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03-13-2004, 02:18 PM | #15 | |
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You need to go spend time with your family LJ.
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