Hurricane Ernesto

xoxoxoBruce · 09-03-2006, 05:09 PM

Jones Beach, NY, had the red flags out.
The beach was closed to swimmers because the remnants of Hurricane Ernesto was causing big, rough surf.
The lifeguards, however, were on duty. Not to pull people out but to keep people out.
Since most people were not stupid enough to attempt it the lifeguards had a lot of time on their hands.....to amuse themselves.

capnhowdy · 09-03-2006, 05:48 PM

That looks like a lot of fun.

Elspode · 09-04-2006, 07:37 PM

So...lifeguards can go do silly stuff in the tropical stom driven surf, but mere mortals cannot. I see.

Ibby · 09-04-2006, 08:52 PM

well there's nobody to tell them not to!

Bullitt · 09-04-2006, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

So...lifeguards can go do silly stuff in the tropical stom driven surf, but mere mortals cannot. I see.

didn't you know? part of lifeguard cert. is being superhuman.. and that we are

Elspode · 09-04-2006, 11:13 PM

So Baywatch was actually a superhero program? I thought it was just about tits.

Bullitt · 09-04-2006, 11:17 PM

*super*tits.. enhanced by radioactive silicon

zippyt · 09-04-2006, 11:25 PM

Bruce , that reminds me of the time I was stationed in Okinowa JP ,
a typhoon was blowing thru , they had us move our wall lockers against the windows and hang out in the center of the squad bay,
we were going to chow one day in rain suits and heard
"YAAAAAAHOOOOO !!!!!! " as this dude went sailing past on a hand cart with a bed sheet and a broom stick !!!
A friend looked at me and said ,
" I wounder how he turns ??"
I said I wounder how he STOPS !!!

A few menits later we heard an ambulance going in the direction he was sailing !!!

Shawnee123 · 09-05-2006, 09:28 AM

Bedsheets and Broomsticks. Great flick!:p

xoxoxoBruce · 09-05-2006, 09:12 PM

Isn't it Bedknobs and Broomsticks?

09-03-2006, 05:09 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hurricane Ernesto Jones Beach, NY, had the red flags out. The beach was closed to swimmers because the remnants of Hurricane Ernesto was causing big, rough surf. The lifeguards, however, were on duty. Not to pull people out but to keep people out. Since most people were not stupid enough to attempt it the lifeguards had a lot of time on their hands.....to amuse themselves. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:50 PM.

09-03-2006, 05:48 PM	#2
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	That looks like a lot of fun. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-04-2006, 07:37 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	So...lifeguards can go do silly stuff in the tropical stom driven surf, but mere mortals cannot. I see. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-04-2006, 08:52 PM	#4
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	well there's nobody to tell them not to! __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

09-04-2006, 11:13 PM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	So Baywatch was actually a superhero program? I thought it was just about tits. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-04-2006, 11:17 PM	#7
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	supertits.. enhanced by radioactive silicon __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

09-04-2006, 11:25 PM	#8
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Bruce , that reminds me of the time I was stationed in Okinowa JP , a typhoon was blowing thru , they had us move our wall lockers against the windows and hang out in the center of the squad bay, we were going to chow one day in rain suits and heard "YAAAAAAHOOOOO !!!!!! " as this dude went sailing past on a hand cart with a bed sheet and a broom stick !!! A friend looked at me and said , " I wounder how he turns ??" I said I wounder how he STOPS !!! A few menits later we heard an ambulance going in the direction he was sailing !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-05-2006, 09:28 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Bedsheets and Broomsticks. Great flick!:p __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-05-2006, 09:12 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Isn't it Bedknobs and Broomsticks? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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