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Old 12-01-2003, 07:50 PM   #1
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we got our tree

here's jinx and the kids towing the tree while I carry that heavy camera



and spence doing all the work:
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Old 12-01-2003, 08:11 PM   #2
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Typical car dealer - disappears as soon as the deal is closed
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Old 12-01-2003, 11:42 PM   #3
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Pretty damn bold, there, LJ...stealing your neighbor's evergreens in broad daylight. Good thing you didn't get caught. They'd have to have charged you with contributing to the delinquency of a minor on top of grand theft tree.

By the way, since none of the other Cellar perverts have mentioned this, I thought I should say that Jinx is a lovely young woman. Wha'd she marry you for?
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Old 12-02-2003, 12:03 AM   #4
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I had her mother hidden away in a warehouse......




I threatened to let her out if she didn't marry me.
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Old 12-02-2003, 05:33 AM   #5
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Nice looking family Jim.
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Old 12-02-2003, 09:06 AM   #6
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thanks
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Old 12-02-2003, 01:32 PM   #7
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hey jim, how many board-feet in that baby?
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Old 12-02-2003, 01:34 PM   #8
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Cute kids!
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Old 12-02-2003, 01:45 PM   #9
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By the way, since none of the other Cellar perverts have mentioned this, I thought I should say that Jinx is a lovely young woman. Wha'd she marry you for? [/b][/quote]

Thanks!
I was pregnant.
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Old 12-02-2003, 01:45 PM   #10
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hey jim, how many board-feet in that baby?

oh, christ, you must actually know something about lumber.

this is a very nice specimen of a "Engleman Spruce." It grows to very large heights at maturity and is a real sonofabitch to cut with a saw. gooey meat, and prickly needles. nice branch strength for those heavy ornaments, and smells wonderful.

board-feet...hmmm.....9 foot tree, double trunk, 7" base diameter. with a little joining, some 40 weight ballbearings and some gauze pads, i should be able to get 20+ from this one. but, I think i'll just decorate it and then chop it up into logs for a nice winter campout in the back yard.

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Old 12-02-2003, 01:53 PM   #11
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By the way, since none of the other Cellar perverts have mentioned this, I thought I should say that Jinx is a lovely young woman. Wha'd she marry you for?

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Thanks!
I was pregnant.
are you saying you only married me cuz i knocked you up?!!!

Wait until i get home, young lady!
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Old 12-02-2003, 01:58 PM   #12
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are you saying you only married me cuz i knocked you up?!!!

Wait until i get home, young lady!

Whoa...

That can be read in way more ways than one...I'm not going to say anything more....other than that I like photos...
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Old 12-02-2003, 03:45 PM   #13
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Yes, I for one would like to see more photos of your lovely wife.
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Old 12-02-2003, 04:23 PM   #14
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you'll have to submit your request for more pics directly to jinx. I was admonished for posting that one without written authorization.


on the other hand, any more cracks like this:
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Thanks!
I was pregnant.
and i might have to dig out some of the photos from the beach and the mountains.
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Old 12-02-2003, 10:25 PM   #15
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By the way, since none of the other Cellar perverts have mentioned this, I thought I should say that Jinx is a lovely young woman.
I was gonna say that when I finished.
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