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Undertoad · 05-01-2011, 11:11 AM

bad aim?

Gravdigr · 05-01-2011, 01:44 PM

I've heard a few drops of Visine in one's drink will do bad things...I wouldn't want to taste it.

Sundae · 05-02-2011, 06:10 AM

I can't be the only person this happens to?
Perfect aim, just the taste of the eyedrops a few seconds afterwards.

Like those people that take a mouthful of milk and get it to come out of their eyes... Except I don't do that. I try not to do anything deliberately nasty.

Grav - yes. Nasty side effects indeed!

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Visine prank myth
A common urban legend is that a few drops of Visine in an unsuspecting victim's drink will cause a harmless bout of diarrhea. This will not produce diarrhea, but oral administration of Visine can induce dangerous side effects related to Visine's ingredient tetrahydrozoline hydrochloride such as:

Dangerously low body temperature (hypothermia)
Blurred vision
Nausea and vomiting
Difficulty in breathing or even a complete halt in breathing
Elevating (hypertension) then dropping (hypotension) blood pressure
Possible coma
Seizures and tremors

Spexxvet · 05-02-2011, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

I can't be the only person this happens to?
Perfect aim, just the taste of the eyedrops a few seconds afterwards.

Your eyes, ears, nose, and throat are all connected. When you put the eyedrops in, hold your nose. The drops will not be able to drain from your eyes. Wipe your eyes and let go of your nose - no taste.

Happy Monkey · 05-02-2011, 04:36 PM

Yeah, when I have a stuffed-up nose, and try to blow it, sometimes the air comes out of the inner corner of my eye.

HungLikeJesus · 05-02-2011, 08:19 PM

For me it comes out of one of my ears.

monster · 05-02-2011, 09:19 PM

Any orifice advance on ears? Can anyone get snot out of their pachenga or choccy starfish?

ZenGum · 05-02-2011, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Any orifice advance on ears? Can anyone get snot out of their pachenga or choccy starfish?

Well, if you pick your nose and eat it, it has to come out sooner or later.

monster · 05-02-2011, 10:42 PM

fair point. Aussies are nothing if not practical...

footfootfoot · 05-03-2011, 12:57 PM

what's a pachenga?

monster · 05-03-2011, 01:21 PM

It's a term I stole from mymomsanerd.blogspot.com on facebook yesterday I looked it up and it didn't exist and I thought har.

she's a riot.

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Thought I was in labor at the pool today. (3 intense lower back pains in 10 minutes + cramps) But the I wasn't. SUPER appreciate Jack refusing to leave the pool while I was doubled over. Note to self: 4 year old boys don't really care about hospitals, contractions, or that a person might come out of mommies pachenga, when they are in a pool. Maybe even if they're not in a pool.

footfootfoot · 05-03-2011, 01:40 PM

I'm pretty sure you'd have to drain the pool for that

monster · 05-03-2011, 01:43 PM

Someone would complain about their swim class being cancelled.

jasonR · 05-08-2011, 11:57 AM

I get it bad too at this time of year. Reactine is the only anti-histamine that works for me.

ZenGum · 05-09-2011, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I'm pretty sure you'd have to drain the pool for that

Triple the admission price and tell 'em it's a nutrient rich health bath.

God, have it often enough and it could become a theme-pool. The placenta play-centre. Folks would be queueing up!

05-01-2011, 01:44 PM	#17
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05-02-2011, 04:36 PM	#20
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05-02-2011, 08:19 PM	#21
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05-02-2011, 09:19 PM	#22
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Any orifice advance on ears? Can anyone get snot out of their pachenga or choccy starfish? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-02-2011, 10:42 PM	#24
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	fair point. Aussies are nothing if not practical... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-01-2011, 11:11 AM	#16
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	bad aim?

05-03-2011, 12:57 PM	#25
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	what's a pachenga? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-03-2011, 01:40 PM	#27
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I'm pretty sure you'd have to drain the pool for that __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-03-2011, 01:43 PM	#28
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Someone would complain about their swim class being cancelled. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-08-2011, 11:57 AM	#29
jasonR Recruit or Something Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 4	I get it bad too at this time of year. Reactine is the only anti-histamine that works for me.

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