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Old 11-10-2012, 06:29 PM   #10591
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... and wear protection.
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Old 11-16-2012, 11:57 AM   #10592
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Name:  alemonpartyinyourmouth.jpg
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:23 PM   #10593
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:39 PM   #10594
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LemonParty (SFW Wiki link), for the unbelievably uninitiated among us...
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:51 PM   #10595
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A guy I went to school with used to intentionally misquote "There's a party in your mouth --and everyone's coming." as "There's a party in your mouth and everyone's invited."

He even tell waitresses when they asked how the food was, "It's like a party in my mouth and everyone was invited."

It seemed funny at the time.
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Old 11-16-2012, 10:36 PM   #10596
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So the quote originally intended to say that everyone was coming in your mouth?
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Old 11-16-2012, 10:45 PM   #10597
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:29 PM   #10598
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So the quote originally intended to say that everyone was coming in your mouth?
Yeah. I think it went something like, "There's a party in your mouth and everyone's coming."

Sort of very gross and creepy threatening at the same time.
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Old 11-17-2012, 09:23 PM   #10599
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Very gross and creepy.... am I the only person on Planet Earth who isn't familiar with stuff like this?

As one of the unbelievably uninitiated in the crowd, thanks for the link, Grav ... um ... I think. This place is an education and a half.
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Old 11-18-2012, 07:22 AM   #10600
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Very gross and creepy.... am I the only person on Planet Earth who isn't familiar with stuff like this?

As one of the unbelievably uninitiated in the crowd, thanks for the link, Grav ... um ... I think. This place is an education and a half.
You were. Sometimes it's better not to click on links.
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Old 11-18-2012, 02:55 PM   #10601
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I never heard of the lemonparty thing either, ortho.
I miss a LOT not having my boys here with me.



It's so goddamn nice...
*sips lemonade*

but in my day, a lemonparty involved a tablet with a 714 on it. Now those were the days....
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Old 11-18-2012, 04:59 PM   #10602
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Yeah. I think it went something like, "There's a party in your mouth and everyone's coming."

Sort of very gross and creepy threatening at the same time.
Bukkake?
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:00 PM   #10603
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lemonparty...

an all-time classic.

one of the three top ones.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

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Old 11-19-2012, 09:38 AM   #10604
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I will not investigate lemon party at all.
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Old 11-19-2012, 11:44 AM   #10605
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Top three...along with goatse and tubgirl?
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