Cellar Predictions 2009 - Page 2

DucksNuts · 12-21-2008, 08:39 PM

fuck off....I didnt get itchy bits OR travel overseas :P

HungLikeJesus · 12-21-2008, 09:09 PM

I predict Big Sarge will show up after the beginning of the year and feel bad for making everyone worry.

lumberjim · 12-21-2008, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

fuck off....I didnt get itchy bits OR travel overseas :P

i thought an STI was a Subaru. We call them STDs over here.

Yznhymr · 12-21-2008, 11:35 PM

The current President-elect will be assassinated after he takes office. Three days later he will return to life. Rev. Warren will begin espousing the virtues of the sovereignty of the President. The President will bring peace to the middle-East, then to the world. Then a large portion of the population will disappear in a blink of an eye. The world, and its new leader, will agree that aliens have abducted the “poor souls” that have been taken from the world. For the next seven years, many events will unfold that will be unnervingly similar to the book of Revelations in the outlawed publication called The Bible.

I love fantasy.

Ruminator · 12-22-2008, 02:08 AM

In 2009 many dwellarites will find that their dollar buys less than it did in 2008.

DanaC · 12-22-2008, 02:47 AM

Unless of course they're spending their dollars on UK items, in which case they'll get considerably more.:P

ZenGum · 12-22-2008, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

i thought an STI was a Subaru. We call them STDs over here.

Down under GM is called Holden.
Their sports sedans/muscle cars are often branded as Holden Special Vehicles or Holden Racing Team, and so the letters HSV and HRT are often found on personalised number plates, T-shirts, stubbie-holders, key chains etc.

I always want to ask if HSV actually meant Herpes Simplex Virus, and HRT Hormone Replacement Therapy.

Ruminator · 12-22-2008, 09:33 AM

It does look like it would be a fun car to drive.

SteveDallas · 12-22-2008, 10:24 AM

Prediction: I will be banned from Brianna's House o' Pleasure; un-banned; re-banned; re-un-banned; un-re-banned; re-re-banned; and un-un-banned.

glatt · 12-22-2008, 10:31 AM

Dude, you will be on report just for posting that.

Trilby · 12-22-2008, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Prediction: I will be banned from Brianna's House o' Pleasure; un-banned; re-banned; re-un-banned; un-re-banned; re-re-banned; and un-un-banned.

You're banned because you called it House O' Pleasure! It's House OF Pleasure! What am I, some filthy-laced Irish wench right out of Tallaght?

Out, out, Philistine! (and your coupons will be revoked)

Sundae · 12-22-2008, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

You're banned because you called it House O' Pleasure! It's House OF Pleasure! What am I, some filthy-laced Irish wench right out of Tallaght?

That's racist!

Anyway, there's no-one as Irish as Barack Obama.

SteveDallas · 12-22-2008, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

. . . some filthy-laced Irish wench . . .

I have no knowledge about, or opinion of, the cleanliness of your laces.

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Dude, you will be on report just for posting that.

I haven't been OFF report for years. Decades, maybe.

DucksNuts · 12-23-2008, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

i thought an STI was a Subaru. We call them STDs over here.

Yeah, we used to call them STDs too, but some genius decided Sexually Transmitted Infection would be kinder that saying *disease*

lookout123 · 12-23-2008, 01:11 PM

yes, because kindness will keep a cock from falling off.

12-21-2008, 09:09 PM	#17
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I predict Big Sarge will show up after the beginning of the year and feel bad for making everyone worry. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

12-21-2008, 11:35 PM	#19
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	The current President-elect will be assassinated after he takes office. Three days later he will return to life. Rev. Warren will begin espousing the virtues of the sovereignty of the President. The President will bring peace to the middle-East, then to the world. Then a large portion of the population will disappear in a blink of an eye. The world, and its new leader, will agree that aliens have abducted the “poor souls” that have been taken from the world. For the next seven years, many events will unfold that will be unnervingly similar to the book of Revelations in the outlawed publication called The Bible. I love fantasy. __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.

12-22-2008, 02:08 AM	#20
Ruminator Ohio fisherman Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 117	In 2009 many dwellarites will find that their dollar buys less than it did in 2008. __________________ ~ Perception is vital, reality is irrelevant... or is it? ~ "People never give each other enough credit for their contributions." ... a truer statement was never made. - contributed by TheMercenary

12-22-2008, 09:33 AM	#23
Ruminator Ohio fisherman Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 117	It does look like it would be a fun car to drive. __________________ ~ Perception is vital, reality is irrelevant... or is it? ~ "People never give each other enough credit for their contributions." ... a truer statement was never made. - contributed by TheMercenary

12-23-2008, 01:11 PM	#30
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	yes, because kindness will keep a cock from falling off. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-21-2008, 08:39 PM	#16
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	fuck off....I didnt get itchy bits OR travel overseas :P

12-22-2008, 02:47 AM	#21
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Unless of course they're spending their dollars on UK items, in which case they'll get considerably more.:P

12-22-2008, 10:24 AM	#24
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Prediction: I will be banned from Brianna's House o' Pleasure; un-banned; re-banned; re-un-banned; un-re-banned; re-re-banned; and un-un-banned.

12-22-2008, 10:31 AM	#25
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Dude, you will be on report just for posting that.

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