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Old 10-24-2007, 06:45 PM   #1
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Medical Karma (or something)

I invite you to consider the following procedures:
  • Periodontal tooth scraping
  • Root canal
  • Colonoscopy

Now, please explain to me what the hell I could POSSIBLY have done to deserve getting all of these done in the space of a single week??
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Old 10-24-2007, 07:50 PM   #2
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Did you step on an ant?


Seriously.....that sucks. You have my complete sympathy
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Old 10-24-2007, 07:53 PM   #3
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Now, please explain to me what the hell I could POSSIBLY have done to deserve getting all of these done in the space of a single week??
Perhaps you were looking a little to good for your age, so the karma angels decided to help you feel it?

OR maybe at least you still have your own teeth (ish) and no cancer?

ick, though.
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Old 10-24-2007, 08:34 PM   #4
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psst. check your calendar now, get your appts straight. Double check it. Ok? Good. Remember A2M bad, m'kay?
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Old 10-24-2007, 08:44 PM   #5
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I invite you to consider the following procedures:
  • Periodontal tooth scraping
  • Root canal
  • Colonoscopy

Now, please explain to me what the hell I could POSSIBLY have done to deserve getting all of these done in the space of a single week??
Torturous trifecta.
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Old 10-24-2007, 11:18 PM   #6
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Try to arrange so you get all three at the same time - get it all over with. And with the pain of the root canal, you might not even notice the colonoscopy.
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:21 AM   #7
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Now, please explain to me what the hell I could POSSIBLY have done to deserve getting all of these done in the space of a single week??
Age. It's a killer.
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:25 AM   #8
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I invite you to consider the following procedures:
  • Periodontal tooth scraping
  • Root canal
  • Colonoscopy
Now, please explain to me what the hell I could POSSIBLY have done to deserve getting all of these done in the space of a single week??
Try to look at the bright side. You can't eat before the colonoscopy and you won't want to eat for a few days after the dental procedures, so this is a great opportunity to drop a few pounds.
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:32 AM   #9
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this is a great opportunity to drop a few pounds.
NO!! If that happened all that would be left behind is a far-sighted pocket protector...
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:05 PM   #10
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NEAR SIGHTED. Thank you.

And I don't wear a pocket protector. I take the daily risk of my fountain pen leaking into my shirt pocket. (I'm a wild man... what can I say?)
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:00 PM   #11
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Wow! Baby Jesus must hate you.
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:05 PM   #12
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what? no sense of adventure V?
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Old 10-25-2007, 04:27 PM   #13
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Now, please explain to me what the hell I could POSSIBLY have done to deserve getting all of these done in the space of a single week??
Did you buy a Garth Brookes album?

Whatever the reason, I'm sorry you are facing the triple X.
Just think, one day you'll look back on this and laugh.

(Mum told me that when I came home in tears after Matthew McLoughlin called me Popeye. It still hurts)
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:18 PM   #14
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psst. check your calendar now, get your appts straight. Double check it. Ok? Good. Remember A2M bad, m'kay?
I'll hav to discuss the exact logistics with my hygienist.*

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Age. It's a killer.
No, it's not age. At least not entirely.

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Wow! Baby Jesus must hate you.
Sigh. I suppose I shouldn't have hidden his blankie.
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Old 11-02-2007, 11:21 AM   #15
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I fucking hate sodium phosphate.
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