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Old 08-23-2014, 09:08 AM   #166
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Do we know your first name? We could have fun guessing if we don't
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I think it's Luciano. Luciano Giovanni Diggaro.
I'd take Luciano.

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Albert?
At least that shortens to 'Al'. Al's not bad.

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Grav: Philip or Rumplestiltskin
No winnahs. However, 'Philip' I use occasionally (kinda). Remember when you used to have give your life story to download that trendy piece of free software? I used fake names and addresses for all those. 'Phil Magroin' was one of them. 'Phil McCracken' was another.

Rumpelstiltskin? Too grimm.

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Old 08-23-2014, 09:45 AM   #167
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Something that has no good short version, then....

Um....

Homer?
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Old 08-23-2014, 09:46 AM   #168
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What's the last letter?
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Old 08-23-2014, 09:57 AM   #169
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At least that shortens to 'Al'. Al's not bad.
Can we call you Al?
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Old 08-23-2014, 09:58 AM   #170
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What's the last letter?
z.


or t if you happen to see it coming and have time to yell.
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Old 08-23-2014, 10:03 AM   #171
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or t if you happen to see it coming and have time to yell.
hahahahahahaa~!
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Old 08-23-2014, 10:54 AM   #172
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Can we call you Al?
Only if I can call you Betty.

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...or t if you happen to see it coming and have time to yell.
I don't get it. But, the last letter is T.

I feel like Ima regret this.
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Old 08-23-2014, 11:05 AM   #173
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Old 08-23-2014, 01:26 PM   #174
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Oooooooh, not even close.

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Old 08-23-2014, 02:37 PM   #175
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Magnificent?

Trent?

Art?

Bart?

Fart?


sorry, got carried away
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Old 08-23-2014, 02:49 PM   #176
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Old 08-23-2014, 03:17 PM   #177
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Grant rant would be a great short version of that
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Old 08-24-2014, 01:02 PM   #178
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Old 08-24-2014, 01:32 PM   #179
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Old 08-24-2014, 05:47 PM   #180
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