I wouldn't want to be a slug. - Page 2

monster · 05-24-2010, 08:47 PM

Cool, I just learned a new word, thanks. Now to use it as often as possible.....

Cloud · 05-24-2010, 11:08 PM

waaaay more than I ever wanted to know about slugs!

HungLikeJesus · 05-24-2010, 11:31 PM

Slugs have penises?

Gravdigr · 05-25-2010, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianne

Of course you wouldn't want to be a slug - they practice apophallation.

Slugs are hermaphrodites - they have both sets of sexual organs. Now that part might sound fine to you but when mating they wrap their penises around each other and sometimes they have difficulty separating. When this happens one of the slugs will gnaw off either its own or its partners penis leaving it only able to mate as a female for the rest of its life.

Anyone here fancy being apophallated?

Anybody here tries to wrap their penis around me, Imma show you something you never seen before...the other end of it.

TheDaVinciChode · 05-25-2010, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Anybody here tries to wrap their penis around me, Imma show you something you never seen before...the other end of it.

Penile Swan Lake?

Count me in!

ZenGum · 05-25-2010, 06:44 AM

Bite me.

Shawnee123 · 05-25-2010, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianne

Of course you wouldn't want to be a slug - they practice apophallation.

Maybe if they keep practicing they'll get really good at it!

Ba dum dum!

Rhianne · 05-25-2010, 05:17 PM

Yes, HungLikeJesus, slugs do have penises - huge ones! Often they are more than half the length of the animal's body.

Just imagine if yours was that size - you'd be nearly eight inches tall!

Rhianne · 05-25-2010, 05:21 PM

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself there!

fargon · 05-25-2010, 05:49 PM

I have a cousin that is a slug.

HungLikeJesus · 05-25-2010, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianne

Yes, HungLikeJesus, slugs do have penises - huge ones! Often they are more than half the length of the animal's body.

Just imagine if yours was that size - you'd be nearly eight inches tall!

Oh, no. I'm metric.

Gravdigr · 05-26-2010, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianne

Yes, HungLikeJesus, slugs do have penises - huge ones! Often they are more than half the length of the animal's body.

Just imagine if yours was that size - you'd be nearly eight inches tall!

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Oh, no. I'm metric.

Cloud · 05-30-2010, 10:46 AM

a slug is just a homeless snail. where's the love?

growing up in California, we'd get these giant banana slugs. Kids used to delight in pouring stuff on them and watching them die--salt, for instance. I'm sure I did that at least one--those slugs were gross.

I'm going to hell!

Glinda · 05-30-2010, 01:21 PM

The slugs here in the Pacific Northwest are enormous and hideous. They leave big poos on the sides of my house.

Whenever I come across one, I get out my garden shears and chop it in half. The black goo that comes out sticks to EVERYTHING, and it's so vile, even the chickens will have nothing to do with them. Can you imagine how nasty something has to be before a chicken will turn its nose up at it?

KILL KILL KILL

Rhianne · 05-30-2010, 01:46 PM

Aw, they're cute. Just imagine them covered in a little fluff - they would look just like tiny baby seals and we'd be organising protest marches to stop nasty Canadians clubbing them (or pouring salt on them or chopping them in half with garden shears!).

I'm going off to start my own 'Hug A Slug' campaign right now!

05-24-2010, 08:47 PM	#16
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05-24-2010, 11:08 PM	#17
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	waaaay more than I ever wanted to know about slugs! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-24-2010, 11:31 PM	#18
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05-25-2010, 06:44 AM	#21
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Bite me. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-25-2010, 05:17 PM	#23
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Yes, HungLikeJesus, slugs do have penises - huge ones! Often they are more than half the length of the animal's body. Just imagine if yours was that size - you'd be nearly eight inches tall! Last edited by Rhianne; 05-25-2010 at 05:22 PM. Reason: spelling

05-25-2010, 05:21 PM	#24
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself there!

05-25-2010, 05:49 PM	#25
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05-30-2010, 10:46 AM	#28
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	a slug is just a homeless snail. where's the love? growing up in California, we'd get these giant banana slugs. Kids used to delight in pouring stuff on them and watching them die--salt, for instance. I'm sure I did that at least one--those slugs were gross. I'm going to hell! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-30-2010, 01:21 PM	#29
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	The slugs here in the Pacific Northwest are enormous and hideous. They leave big poos on the sides of my house. Whenever I come across one, I get out my garden shears and chop it in half. The black goo that comes out sticks to EVERYTHING, and it's so vile, even the chickens will have nothing to do with them. Can you imagine how nasty something has to be before a chicken will turn its nose up at it? KILL KILL KILL

05-30-2010, 01:46 PM	#30
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Aw, they're cute. Just imagine them covered in a little fluff - they would look just like tiny baby seals and we'd be organising protest marches to stop nasty Canadians clubbing them (or pouring salt on them or chopping them in half with garden shears!). I'm going off to start my own 'Hug A Slug' campaign right now!

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