6/1/2006: Dead stuck buck

Undertoad · 06-01-2006, 11:42 AM

xoB sends along this gruesome set, with the comment: apparently this buck got stuck in the tree rubbing the velvet off his antlers or at least practicing for the rut.

And, I suppose, it's a lesson for all of us bucks. Oh sure, the rut sounds fun, go out on some weekend all preened, horns up high, looking to get laid. You could wind up like this guy, all snorting and angry and pissed off and only getting yourself stuck far worse.

Yes, sometimes when you hear the call of nature you should just leave it alone.

glatt · 06-01-2006, 11:56 AM

Poor stupid animal. A human would never put their head somewhere that it might get stuck.

06-01-2006, 12:00 PM

We used to see this a lot on the ranch I worked on. Mostly on fences, but occasionally in the scrub. Very sad.

wolf · 06-01-2006, 12:00 PM

Yes, but because our friends have opposable thumbs and an understanding of cooperation rather than only competition, male humans can be saved from themselves. Sometimes.

Spexxvet · 06-01-2006, 12:57 PM

And my penis isn't as long as his antlers.

John · 06-01-2006, 12:59 PM

Buck, stuck? Fuck!

Saknussem · 06-01-2006, 01:08 PM

Simply a case of survival of the fittest, and this was too tight a fit.

milkfish · 06-01-2006, 04:33 PM

Nah, that wily old tree was waiting for an opportunity, and jumped up and grabbed him. Tasty nitrogen fertilizer, y'know.

In the first picture, that buck's face looks simply mortified to be caught dead in this predicament.

Happy Monkey · 06-01-2006, 04:43 PM

It looks to me like some predators may have run off with most of that tree's nitrogen.

LabRat · 06-01-2006, 04:58 PM

Well, if no one else will say it... Yes, too bad for the poor guy, but that rack would really look good on the wall.

lumberjim · 06-01-2006, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

It looks to me like some predators may have run off with most of that tree's nitrogen.

probably birds. like prometheus.....except once only. that would really really suck to be stuck if you were a buck, i mean fuck, the rotten luck. it's odd that his antlers didn't break. I wonder if he died before or during his consumption?

what a way to go

Leah · 06-01-2006, 05:14 PM

Wow look at that pissed off look on his face. He's pissed.

(on leave tomorrow for 3 weeks, going to Thailand to play with the elephants

)

Wombat · 06-01-2006, 06:07 PM

What's really sad is that you can tell from all the scratched bark that he struggled for a long time.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-01-2006, 06:17 PM

Bye bye, Leah...take pictures for us.

I imagine that buck got exhausted and dehydrated pretty fast. He'd break his neck before he'd break those antlers.

kgg · 06-01-2006, 06:55 PM

dang. Porr guy. That really sucks! His buddies probably walked by laughin'. Whoa dude, get yourself outta that one.

06-01-2006, 11:42 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	6/1/2006: Dead stuck buck xoB sends along this gruesome set, with the comment: apparently this buck got stuck in the tree rubbing the velvet off his antlers or at least practicing for the rut. And, I suppose, it's a lesson for all of us bucks. Oh sure, the rut sounds fun, go out on some weekend all preened, horns up high, looking to get laid. You could wind up like this guy, all snorting and angry and pissed off and only getting yourself stuck far worse. Yes, sometimes when you hear the call of nature you should just leave it alone.

06-01-2006, 12:00 PM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Yes, but because our friends have opposable thumbs and an understanding of cooperation rather than only competition, male humans can be saved from themselves. Sometimes. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-01-2006, 12:57 PM	#5
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	And my penis isn't as long as his antlers. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-01-2006, 04:43 PM	#9
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	It looks to me like some predators may have run off with most of that tree's nitrogen. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

06-01-2006, 04:58 PM	#10
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Well, if no one else will say it... Yes, too bad for the poor guy, but that rack would really look good on the wall. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

06-01-2006, 11:56 AM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Poor stupid animal. A human would never put their head somewhere that it might get stuck.

06-01-2006, 12:00 PM	#3
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	We used to see this a lot on the ranch I worked on. Mostly on fences, but occasionally in the scrub. Very sad.

06-01-2006, 12:59 PM	#6
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562	Buck, stuck? Fuck!

06-01-2006, 01:08 PM	#7
Saknussem Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 93	Simply a case of survival of the fittest, and this was too tight a fit.

06-01-2006, 04:33 PM	#8
milkfish A serene breakdown Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern NJ, USA Posts: 266	Nah, that wily old tree was waiting for an opportunity, and jumped up and grabbed him. Tasty nitrogen fertilizer, y'know. In the first picture, that buck's face looks simply mortified to be caught dead in this predicament.

06-01-2006, 05:14 PM	#12
Leah Love my Heffalumps Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia (best place in the world) Posts: 346	Wow look at that pissed off look on his face. He's pissed. (on leave tomorrow for 3 weeks, going to Thailand to play with the elephants )

06-01-2006, 06:07 PM	#13
Wombat (marsupial with backward-facing pouch) Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canberra Posts: 251	What's really sad is that you can tell from all the scratched bark that he struggled for a long time. __________________ If you don't do it properly, you'll get to the pub sooner.

06-01-2006, 06:17 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Bye bye, Leah...take pictures for us. I imagine that buck got exhausted and dehydrated pretty fast. He'd break his neck before he'd break those antlers. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-01-2006, 06:55 PM	#15
kgg A Friend Indeed Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Issaquah Posts: 42	dang. Porr guy. That really sucks! His buddies probably walked by laughin'. Whoa dude, get yourself outta that one. __________________ It was a rainy, stormy night.....

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