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Old 01-04-2007, 12:54 PM   #16
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Thanks for the strategy Bruce! Satisfying Pete is now a piece of cake.
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:10 PM   #17
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Thank you, Bruce, for delivering my gift in person.
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:34 PM   #18
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My DVDs have never looked so good as on the 51-inch plasma HDTV. Thanks!!
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Old 01-05-2007, 03:37 AM   #19
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You're certainly all deserving.
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Old 01-05-2007, 04:01 AM   #20
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Not true, I just want to present your gift, in person.
Do I have to unwrap it? or wrap it?
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Old 01-05-2007, 07:49 AM   #21
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Do I have to unwrap it? or wrap it?
First you "unwrap" it, then you "wrap" it (safe sex - you know what a slut Bruce is), then you "rap" it - on something hard, 'cause he's a bad boy.
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Old 01-05-2007, 07:58 AM   #22
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...I got this postcard. And it read, it said: Dear Amigo - Dear Partner. Listen, uh - I just want to say thanks. So...thanks. Thanks for all the presents. Thanks for introducing me to the Chief. Thanks for putting on the feedbag. Thanks for going all out. Thanks for showing me your Swiss Army knife. and uh - Thanks for letting me autograph your cast. Hug and kisses. XXXXOOOO. ...
Laurie Anderson
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Old 01-05-2007, 08:27 AM   #23
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First you "unwrap" it, then you "wrap" it (safe sex - you know what a slut Bruce is), then you "rap" it - on something hard, 'cause he's a bad boy.
Just let out a big whoop of surprised laughter in the middle of the office. Thanks for that!
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Old 01-05-2007, 01:38 PM   #24
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Laurie Anderson
Let X=X
not quite.

That should be:

Hugs and kisses XXXX zero zero zero zero ...
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Old 01-05-2007, 01:53 PM   #25
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I am now pretty certain that I've suffered a stroke as I logged on and this place was brown and now people are thanking bruce for stuff and...WTF is going ON?
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Old 01-05-2007, 02:12 PM   #26
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I am now pretty certain that I've suffered a stroke as I logged on and this place was brown and now people are thanking bruce for stuff and...WTF is going ON?
LOL...I've wondered where you've been. Then reading the "daddy" thread and SG mentioned your stroke I thought "Oh no, that poor thing, no wonder she hasn't been around much." :p
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Old 01-05-2007, 02:17 PM   #27
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sorry!

I'm back in class...some very evil stuff, too: STATISTICS! Not my strong suit.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 01-05-2007, 02:22 PM   #28
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not quite.

That should be:

Hugs and kisses XXXX zero zero zero zero ...
Just cut and paste from here
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Old 01-05-2007, 02:26 PM   #29
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sorry!

I'm back in class...some very evil stuff, too: STATISTICS! Not my strong suit.
Ahhh yes...the best thing I learned from Prob and Stats was that you can make statistics say just about anything you want them to say. I don't envy you.
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Old 01-05-2007, 02:31 PM   #30
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I never got the hang of probability. Even now I see things as 50:50. I mean I either win the Lottery or I don't, end of calculation!
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