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Old 11-17-2010, 01:48 PM   #6106
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Why?



I wont. They're surprisingly comfortable. Honestly, I really didn't expect them to feel the way they did on my feet, but I loved the design so tried them on and they just felt so good I had to have them.



I agree Big. What size heels do yours have?
About your shoes, I like how how the sole turns up, they look like that would make them a lot easier to walk in.

As for my shoes, sorry Ali, I got home late, didn't return to computer and/or camera for shoe pic. I will though, I promise. As for size ... I found this: Heel height. I'll measure them tonight too and post the answer. First estimate: High. hehehehe.....

I love this part from the link:
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Many scientis have tried to find a formula for the perfect heel.
This is a funny one:

The basic formula is : H = Q X [12 + (3 X S/8)]
H is the maximum heel height, in centimeters.
Q is the sociological factor and S is the shoe size;it must be a good enough base of support to keep you upright.
The Q factor of the formula encompasses several variables and gets a bit complicated.

Here a extended version of Q:

Q = [P X L X (Y + 9)] / [(T + 1) X (A + 1) X (Y + 10) X (L + 20)}.

To further decode: P is the probability the shoes will land you a date or other flattering attention.
L is the price of the shoes, in British pounds.
T is the time elapsed since the shoe was the height of fashion (zero means it's red-hot).
A is the units of alcohol consumed while wearing the shoe.
Y is the years of experience wearing high heels.

Use this to decide if you have to buy a pair of high heels?
Surely not, the main factor should be to be more sexy!
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Old 11-17-2010, 02:02 PM   #6107
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Dazza is home after 2 weeks away.

Also, my new shoes.

Please model them for us. Nude, of course.
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Old 11-17-2010, 02:33 PM   #6108
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She's married - leave her alone, ya stalker.
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Old 11-17-2010, 04:09 PM   #6109
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She's married - leave her alone, ya stalker.
Shoes can get married? Oh, you thought I wanted Ali to be nude. You have a dirty mind, what little of it that there is.
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Old 11-17-2010, 11:53 PM   #6110
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"Shoes can get married?"
Aren't they always half of a pair?
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Old 11-18-2010, 01:16 AM   #6111
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She's married - leave her alone, ya stalker.
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Shoes can get married? Oh, you thought I wanted Ali to be nude. You have a dirty mind, what little of it that there is.
Come on you guys. Thanks for sticking up for me classic, but really there was no need. I know spex was joking.
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Old 11-18-2010, 01:19 AM   #6112
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All you teetering tarts are crazy, risking your health in the name of fashion.

But looking hot... oh my.
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Old 11-18-2010, 01:40 AM   #6113
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They do make your legs look nice that's for sure, and believe me, my legs need all the help they can get. lol
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Old 11-18-2010, 09:58 AM   #6114
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The natgas drillers I have been building a web application for are pleased with what I've done, and are getting me more hours of work and planning a phase 2. Wheeee self employment!
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Max is starting to use his potty! Wooohoooo! Hopefully in another week or two there'll be no more daytime nappies! This makes me very happy.
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Dazza is home after 2 weeks away.

Also, my new shoes.

What a fabulously random selection of good newses while I've been away. I'll fling up some pix of my holiday laterz ...
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Old 11-22-2010, 03:55 AM   #6115
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Whats making me happy today? I got a raise at my work! And in this economy I sure as hell can use it,that freakin rocks!
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Old 11-22-2010, 09:49 AM   #6116
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Congrats! way to go!!
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Old 11-22-2010, 12:17 PM   #6117
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I agree Big. What size heels do yours have?
Five inches.
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Please model them for us. Nude, of course.
Ok.
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Old 11-22-2010, 12:40 PM   #6118
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Forget to return one of those books to the library?
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Old 11-22-2010, 12:50 PM   #6119
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No, I stole it.
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Old 11-25-2010, 02:50 AM   #6120
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A couple friends came over to remove a big Black Walnut stump from my front yard, took down some small trees that were too close to the house, and cleaned up the overgrown flower beds, while I was away for a few days, much to my surprise.
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