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Old 02-14-2006, 11:17 PM   #61
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For some awesome cool conspiracy theories, hit this search engine and select conspiracy theories as your search type.
I selected Conspiracy Theories as my search type and searched for "FEMA" and had no results.

What self-respecting search engine for conspiracy theories has no dirt on FEMA?

Hell, it has nothing at all on the Illuminati!
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Old 02-14-2006, 11:19 PM   #62
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16 GREENPEACE MEMBERS PLEAD GUILTY TO CONSPIRACY
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:23 AM   #63
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shrub sr. had the most to gain from JFK's death, and when your not sure, its a given, it was the Jews.
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Old 02-15-2006, 05:48 AM   #64
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Do you have any other characteristic besides Jewishness? I only ask because most folks are more than their ethnicity.
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Old 02-16-2006, 02:42 AM   #65
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Do you have any other characteristic besides Jewishness? I only ask because most folks are more than their ethnicity.
I will leave that to you to figure out. I never go deeper than the Jew persona on the first date.
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Old 02-16-2006, 07:09 PM   #66
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imagine that.
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Old 02-16-2006, 07:28 PM   #67
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Best I ever heard was that Hitler and his ilk used UFO technology to escape to ... ANTARCTICA! So absurd. Everybody knows he's at Jupiter now.
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Old 02-16-2006, 07:35 PM   #68
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[tyler durden] I am dov's flaming jewbone[/tyler durden]
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Old 02-16-2006, 10:31 PM   #69
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I will leave that to you to figure out. I never go deeper than the Jew persona on the first date.
So you make your date drive by pretending your car is in the shop, and she pays for her own dinner?
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Old 02-17-2006, 09:15 AM   #70
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So you make your date drive by pretending your car is in the shop, and she pays for her own dinner?
Oy vay!
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:33 PM   #71
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The government, which is really run by aliens, is using television and antidepressants to turn us into totally submissive zombies.

or

The government knows that the Earth is really a highly evolved life form, and we are just parasites crawling on its skin. The high and mighty plan to bleed the planet dry and then hop into their spacecraft and go looking for a new host to infest, just like fleas jumping off dying rats in a plague. The rest of us will die fighting over the last few cc's of bottled oxygen. This is the fate that befell Mars before they came over here.
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Old 02-18-2006, 11:06 PM   #72
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So you make your date drive by pretending your car is in the shop, and she pays for her own dinner?
I learned just now that Jack Daniels through the nose really hurts but is worth it.
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Old 04-13-2006, 12:51 PM   #73
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Everyone needs to know about Ghost Gun UA175 so they are aware of hidden missiles and the sneaky use of Microsoft Flight Simulator to fool the world.
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Old 04-13-2006, 04:27 PM   #74
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Cellarites conspire to "squeeze" out undesirables.
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Old 04-18-2006, 02:30 PM   #75
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The Kissinger Pipeline being the reason for all the wars right now and the impetus for Bush and his cronies/bosses (depending on how you look at it) faking 9/11. That is why we are going to have to go to war with Iran, we must have a clear path for the pipeline.... Hail Zion and all that.

Related: The new anti-Semite nut's idea of the "Stealth Jew... this one really cracks me up!

http://www15.ocn.ne.jp/~oyakodon/new...yasensou.e.htm
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=stealth+jews
http://www.thejewishweek.com/news/ne...hp3?artid=5219

It is showing-up in blogs a great deal.

Did we land on the moon conspiracy theory.

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