How come there aren't more large gifts of cash to SteveDallas on the cellar?

SteveDallas · 11-21-2006, 07:07 PM

Well, all footfootfoot had to do was ask, and look what happened. I just thought I'd try.

JayMcGee · 11-21-2006, 07:43 PM

Hello Mr Dallas sir

Please let me introduce myself. I am the lawyer acting for the widow of the late Mwumbo N'Hjrigar, former Minister in the government of Nigeria. Your nAme has come to us as being that of a trustworthy gentleman. We have $15,303,127 that we would like to deposit in your account as a means of transferring this funds out of Nigeria. Please respond in a positive manner so that we may both help both the poor bereaved widow and your good self.

Ibby · 11-21-2006, 08:40 PM

Pictures of Steve's ass are one thing, giving him money is another.

Course, some might arrange one for the other...

Flint · 11-21-2006, 09:08 PM

How about some cache?

xoxoxoBruce · 11-21-2006, 09:37 PM

What? You didn't get the package?

Damn Fedex......

SteveDallas · 11-21-2006, 09:42 PM

I appreciate the effort, Bruce. Perhaps you shouldn't have written "WARNING: CONTAINS CASH--DO NOT TAMPER WITH" on the box.

Ibram, I could perhaps get paid NOT to show it.

Flint . . . .

BigV · 11-22-2006, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

How come there aren't more large gifts of cash to SteveDallas on the cellar?

Well, all footfootfoot had to do was ask, and look what happened. I just thought I'd try.

Probably because both the poster and the title show up when a thread is started... Just a guess.

Spexxvet · 11-22-2006, 09:36 AM

I faxed you a couple of twenty dollar bills.

11-21-2006, 07:43 PM	#2
JayMcGee Cardigan-wearing man Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Much Binding In The Marsh Posts: 1,082	Hello Mr Dallas sir Please let me introduce myself. I am the lawyer acting for the widow of the late Mwumbo N'Hjrigar, former Minister in the government of Nigeria. Your nAme has come to us as being that of a trustworthy gentleman. We have $15,303,127 that we would like to deposit in your account as a means of transferring this funds out of Nigeria. Please respond in a positive manner so that we may both help both the poor bereaved widow and your good self. __________________ I like wearing cardigans...... my current favourite is an orange cable-knit with real leatherette buttons.

11-21-2006, 08:40 PM	#3
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Pictures of Steve's ass are one thing, giving him money is another. Course, some might arrange one for the other... __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

11-21-2006, 09:08 PM	#4
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	How about some cache? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

11-21-2006, 09:37 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	What? You didn't get the package? Damn Fedex...... __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-22-2006, 09:36 AM	#8
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I faxed you a couple of twenty dollar bills. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-21-2006, 07:07 PM	#1
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	How come there aren't more large gifts of cash to SteveDallas on the cellar? Well, all footfootfoot had to do was ask, and look what happened. I just thought I'd try.

11-21-2006, 09:42 PM	#6
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I appreciate the effort, Bruce. Perhaps you shouldn't have written "WARNING: CONTAINS CASH--DO NOT TAMPER WITH" on the box. Ibram, I could perhaps get paid NOT to show it. Flint . . . .

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