It's a Dog's Life 2

Hippikos · 10-26-2006, 08:23 AM

Toilet Routine

It's midnight.
'Loo dog, loo.'
'But it's raining. And windy. And dark.'
I actually turn on the outside lights.
'Loo dog, LOO.'
'It's raining, and windy.'
I can't actually fix those two.
Wait, in the rain, like a idiot, while the Moron sniffs grass. Keeping a mini maglite on the camouflaged dog.
So I have a cigar and make a mobile call to a mate in the US to kill a few minutes.
HoneyKo appears, 'who are you talking to, and didn't you realise it's raining, oooh reeaaaly and where's the dog'.
'And wipe your feet.'
The Moron has meanwhile snuck past indoors and is looking at me like I'm an evil dog beater.

lhatcher · 10-27-2006, 03:01 PM

You gotta love dogs. We have a 6 year old lab/mix and got (as a gift no less-don't ask) a german shepherd now 2 years old. GS is now larger than lab/mix and there is definite turf war going on. When the GS pees, the other goes over and searches for the exact spot and 'overpees.' The hilarious thing is that when she usually pees she does her little squat thing, but when she 'overpees' she lifts one leg.

fertilegypsy · 11-08-2006, 08:33 AM

Sounds like me. Minus the cigar and cell phone. Backyard light's been broken. Pup needs to walk a ways to poo. Back in the house, I see leaves stuck to my slipper. Guess I should be thankful for the leaves. They kept the

from smearing all over the floor.

10-26-2006, 08:23 AM	#1
Hippikos Flocci Non Facio Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In The Line Of Fire Posts: 571	It's a Dog's Life 2 Toilet Routine It's midnight. 'Loo dog, loo.' 'But it's raining. And windy. And dark.' I actually turn on the outside lights. 'Loo dog, LOO.' 'It's raining, and windy.' I can't actually fix those two. Wait, in the rain, like a idiot, while the Moron sniffs grass. Keeping a mini maglite on the camouflaged dog. So I have a cigar and make a mobile call to a mate in the US to kill a few minutes. HoneyKo appears, 'who are you talking to, and didn't you realise it's raining, oooh reeaaaly and where's the dog'. 'And wipe your feet.' The Moron has meanwhile snuck past indoors and is looking at me like I'm an evil dog beater. __________________ Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

10-27-2006, 03:01 PM	#2
lhatcher Go, you might meet someone Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 77	You gotta love dogs. We have a 6 year old lab/mix and got (as a gift no less-don't ask) a german shepherd now 2 years old. GS is now larger than lab/mix and there is definite turf war going on. When the GS pees, the other goes over and searches for the exact spot and 'overpees.' The hilarious thing is that when she usually pees she does her little squat thing, but when she 'overpees' she lifts one leg. __________________ Okay it's just me.. be nice, okay?

11-08-2006, 08:33 AM	#3
fertilegypsy Resident-in-Training Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7	Sounds like me. Minus the cigar and cell phone. Backyard light's been broken. Pup needs to walk a ways to poo. Back in the house, I see leaves stuck to my slipper. Guess I should be thankful for the leaves. They kept the from smearing all over the floor.

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