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07-13-2018, 09:01 PM | #1 | |
The future is unwritten
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July 14th, 2018: Nailed It
This is the IOtD I bumped for feel good day.
When Shridhar Chillal of India was 14 he accidentally broke one of his teachers long fingernails. Then the teacher broke his balls calling him all kinds of names and saying he could never grow long nails. So for the next 66 years he let them grow on one hand, guess he needed the other hand to wank and wipe After Guinness gave him the title for the world’s longest nails he sold them to Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum in New York. Quote:
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07-13-2018, 10:52 PM | #2 |
Operations Operative
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How did he get his hand through his sleeve?
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07-14-2018, 10:08 AM | #3 |
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Good question, I also wondered how he got children.
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07-14-2018, 10:27 AM | #4 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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Velcroed together clothing. Got 'er stoned.
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07-14-2018, 11:22 AM | #5 |
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At first glance I thought those were his record setting intestinal tape worms.
That might have been better. |
07-14-2018, 12:46 PM | #6 |
still says videotape
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Yeah, nothing attractive about this record.
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07-14-2018, 03:38 PM | #7 |
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Yeah, no. That's just a little bit nasty as hell.
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07-14-2018, 03:40 PM | #8 |
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I bet when he, -uh-, , he doesn't change hands.
Oh, God, I can hear his nails clacking around when he changed hands...
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