The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Cellar-related > Archives > Photoshop Phrenzy!
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Photoshop Phrenzy! Images out of your own head

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-30-2002, 07:40 PM   #1
Nic Name
retired
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 1,930
As seen in the girls' dorm laundromat



This is a 2002 handout photo showing a student operating a dormitory washer-dryer combo with the technology to be monitored by computer from students dorm rooms to see when the laundry is done. IBM Corp. plans to install about 9,000 of the machines on 40 campuses, all so far in the Midwest, including Ohio State University and Cedarville University in Cedarville, Ohio.
Nic Name is offline  
Old 08-30-2002, 08:54 PM   #2
MaggieL
in the Hour of Scampering
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Jeffersonville PA (15 mi NW of Philadelphia)
Posts: 4,060
This actually does more than allow a student to monitor whether the cycle is done or not (although having used shared laundry facilities in the past, that's a noble goal). It also allows the students to debit their laundry usage directly to their student accounts. Collecting cash and repairing coin-op mechanisms is a major part of the cost of running laundromats.

This is just the beginning of net-connected things-you-would-not-expect-to-be-net-connected. IPV6 will barely arrive in time.
__________________
"Neither can his Mind be thought to be in Tune,whose words do jarre; nor his reason In frame, whose sentence is preposterous..."

MaggieL is offline  
Old 08-31-2002, 01:29 AM   #3
Tobiasly
hot
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville)
Posts: 892
Well, let's go ahead and get the obvious one out of the way...

Tobiasly is offline  
Old 08-31-2002, 09:48 AM   #4
That Guy
He who reads, sometimes writes.
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: at the keyboard
Posts: 791
I'd like to crop that guy's head out of the right-hand side, and put myself in place. She's kinda hot.
That Guy is offline  
Old 08-31-2002, 11:04 AM   #5
dave
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
saying "she's kinda hot" is like saying "dhamsaic is kinda an asshole". Let's not fuck around here; she is hot, and that's all there is to it.
 
Old 08-31-2002, 01:32 PM   #6
That Guy
He who reads, sometimes writes.
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: at the keyboard
Posts: 791
Quote:
Originally posted by dhamsaic
saying "she's kinda hot" is like saying "dhamsaic is kinda an asshole". Let's not fuck around here; she is hot, and that's all there is to it.
Does that mean you're an asshole?
I'm not so sure she's extremely hot. My first problem is that she doesn't appear to stand up straight. I have a problem with females that slouch. You have breasticles -- show 'em off! My second problem is that she's wearing a choker. For some reason, those things just bug me. I think she's got a great profile, and I'm sure I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers.
That Guy is offline  
Old 08-31-2002, 02:43 PM   #7
elSicomoro
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 12,486
Quote:
Originally posted by blowmeetheclown
Does that mean you're an asshole?
Allow me to address this.

Yes, he is a raging full-blown asshole. And I should know b/c it takes one to know one.
elSicomoro is offline  
Old 08-31-2002, 04:13 PM   #8
MaggieL
in the Hour of Scampering
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Jeffersonville PA (15 mi NW of Philadelphia)
Posts: 4,060
Quote:
Originally posted by sycamore

Yes, he is a raging full-blown asshole. And I should know b/c it takes one to know one.
Gee...for a second there I thought you were gonna tell us you're the one who blew him full. :-)

blowme, the girl is supposedly doing laundry. (In fact she's actualy demonstrating a washer, but that's not the point..) In either case, she's not there to show you her "breasticles". I suspect her posture is influenced by the photog coaching her to show carduing the machine without obscuring the camera's view o fthe machine. Shame on her for using her left hand to card the machine, she deprived you of your rightful soft-core-coed. ;-)
__________________
"Neither can his Mind be thought to be in Tune,whose words do jarre; nor his reason In frame, whose sentence is preposterous..."

MaggieL is offline  
Old 08-31-2002, 04:28 PM   #9
Nothing But Net
Professor
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Spring, Texas
Posts: 1,481
<img src="http://newzucanuze.com/Hit.jpg">
Nothing But Net is offline  
Old 09-01-2002, 01:28 PM   #10
Scred
Wharf Rat
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Galaxy Seven, near Phoenixville
Posts: 71
Excellent, Nothing But Net gets the even more obvious out of the way!
Scred is offline  
Old 09-01-2002, 03:07 PM   #11
perth
Strong Silent Type
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Fort Collins, CO
Posts: 1,949
hows this for obvious?
Attached Images
 
perth is offline  
Old 09-01-2002, 07:59 PM   #12
Roach
Writer of Writings
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 14


Now where do you want that web cam?
Roach is offline  
Old 09-01-2002, 08:21 PM   #13
juju
no one of consequence
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 2,839
I don't think she's <i>that</i> cute. More like average if you ask me.
juju is offline  
Old 09-01-2002, 08:43 PM   #14
perth
Strong Silent Type
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Fort Collins, CO
Posts: 1,949
roach you bastard, you stole my eye!
perth is offline  
Old 09-01-2002, 08:58 PM   #15
Undertoad
Radical Centrist
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
I saw the video on this one and she's most certainly a "spokesmodel" for the company producing these machines.
Undertoad is offline  
 


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:10 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.