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Old 02-11-2009, 01:22 PM   #1
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If you nipples could talk . . .

what would they say?

"Bite me! Lick me! Pinch me! Pierce me!"

(sorry for this--I was just getting kinda tired of all the political threads).
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Old 02-11-2009, 01:24 PM   #2
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Did you just call me (us) a nipple?
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Old 02-11-2009, 02:31 PM   #3
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Did you just call me (us) a nipple?


Yep, I think she did!
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Old 02-11-2009, 02:47 PM   #4
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YOUR nipples, sorry!

but I've called people worse, LOL!
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Old 02-11-2009, 02:49 PM   #5
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And I've been called worse. Much worse.
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Old 02-11-2009, 03:08 PM   #6
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Mine would say OUCH! Don't touch!
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:01 PM   #7
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Yeah, my nipples have always sorta been somewhere between, "Meh, I guess, if you have to," and "Step the fuck off, hombre."
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:15 PM   #8
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ouch?
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:17 PM   #9
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I can only remember being one woman who really enjoyed having her nipples played with, and she could orgasm from light nipple play. of course she was slightly insane. the crazies are always the best lovers, you just have to watch out for the steak knives.
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:21 PM   #10
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(sorry for this--I was just getting kinda tired of all the political threads).
a fucking men

politics = anti boner

fuck you, politics people1!!!

dont make me name names! me and cloud are done with your shit!

yor thredds......we dont read em!
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:23 PM   #11
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I can only remember being one woman who really enjoyed having her nipples played with, and she could orgasm from light nipple play. of course she was slightly insane. the crazies are always the best lovers, you just have to watch out for the steak knives.
now, i realize this is a typo....but....

just how many women have you been, lookout?
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:28 PM   #12
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a fucking men

politics = anti boner

fuck you, politics people1!!!

dont make me name names! me and cloud are done with your shit!

yor thredds......we dont read em!
us nipples are rising!
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:31 PM   #13
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Those of us that post in the politics forum choose to make a bipartisan decision on this thread and post here anyway. (even if you don't want to post in those other ones)

If my nipples could talk they'd probably say, 'If you squeeze me I'll leak'.
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:42 PM   #14
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my right one says: I may be ugly and scarred, but I can chip your teeth if you try to bite me.

my left one says: Soak me! I'm sore!
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Old 02-11-2009, 07:59 PM   #15
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My nipples are speechless.

It doesn't matter what they say... us guys are gonna treat em the way we wanna. 'Cause IN THAT MOMENT they belong to us.

Don't worry. We'll give 'em right back. We don't know how to care for them anyway.
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