The Sex Thread - Page 23

Elspode · 07-07-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by case

It's difficult to present yourself as a professional with bitemarks on your neck in a seriously repressed society.

Sort of depends on what your profession is, doesn't it? I mean, in at least one profession I can think of, it might be a sign of terrific job performance...

kerosene · 07-07-2005, 04:19 PM

Well, that is true. I hadn't really thought of it that way.

elSicomoro · 07-07-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by case

Does anyone?

How anyone's brains work, or just Cowhead's?

kerosene · 07-07-2005, 04:45 PM

just cowhead's. most other's aren't too difficult.

cowhead · 07-08-2005, 01:59 PM

yeah.. well.. if anyone besides me can figure my brain out (and that's just because I'm stuck with it inside my head!) I'll...I'll do something really nice! yeah I noticed she started posting again..just wondered what had happened to her, I knew she was dealing with some pretty heavy stuff...

but! aside from that! Elspode has a very good point there. (as well as the Kc subways)

elSicomoro · 07-08-2005, 02:01 PM

KC has subways? Shit...St. Louis only has a partial one.

glatt · 07-08-2005, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

KC has subways? Shit...St. Louis only has a partial one.

What, the trains run in ditches instead of tunnels?

jaguar · 07-09-2005, 07:31 AM

i'm more disturbed by the concept of having a wife than anything else in this thread. Including the cathers.

cowhead · 07-09-2005, 11:41 AM

actually we just herd cows together and tie buggys' to them, sure it's a little simplistic... but then again.. we are out in the styx..

actually that's been one of the big bones of contention, that given the enormous sprawl of kansas city that there really is no effective public transit.. other than the bus system (which is not particularly effective) same here in Lawrence, the emp'T'y bus system.. which someone did the math on. it would be more cost effective to actually buy a car for everyone who regularly rides the buses than to keep the system in place. (although having seen the people who ride the busses..(one of my favorite coffee shops happens to be right across the street from the 'terminal' ie. an awning with some benches) I wouldn't want these people behind the wheel...) and don't get me started on the lightrail system they've been on about for the past 20 years.. we used to have a train system nicely in place.. but 'they' tore it down. hell! Lawrence used to have cablecars! grrrr... I need more coffee!

so! anyway! back to sex!

07-09-2005, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by cowhead

this may be the wrong place for this... but it just struck me.. speaking of biting.. what happened to marichico? (marichiko)

I just now glanced at this thread. Er, yeah, why ask that question here? Oh, never mind, I don't want to know!

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Originally Posted by Sycamore

I just noticed that she started posting again yesterday...hopefully, things are better with her now.

Hey, Sycamore, you're a very cool dude, know that?

Anyhow...

I just needed to give this place a rest for a while, and I DID have some VERY nasty stuff come down in my life which took up all my time to deal with until here lately.

I still had the Cellar in my bookmarks and the other day I accidently clicked on it when trying to get to another site, and to my surprise, a private message notification popped up. I clicked on it out of curiosity and it was from another member asking me to return, so I looked around and realized that I actually kind of missed you guys, so here I am.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled foreplay.

Elspode · 07-09-2005, 05:31 PM

Scheduling foreplay is the ultimate manifestation of anal-retentive tendencies.

Trilby · 07-09-2005, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Scheduling foreplay is the ultimate manifestation of anal-retentive tendencies.

I knew something was bumming me out!

Clodfobble · 07-10-2005, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaguar

i'm more disturbed by the concept of having a wife than anything else in this thread.

That's just 'cause you haven't met her yet. It's not "a" wife, it's your wife, and when you do meet her, you'll finally understand what all us twits were on about all these years.

zippyt · 07-10-2005, 11:50 AM

That's just 'cause you haven't met her yet. It's not "a" wife, it's your wife, and when you do meet her, you'll finally understand what all us twits were on about all these years.

HEAR HEAR !!!! Life can be GOOOOD with some one to live it with !!!!!!!

This last weekend we went to the lake with friends , in the mornings i would emerge from the tent , dive in the lake , take care of business , and swim a few laps , then my wife would be wadeing out to me with a cup of coffie , we would float and chat as we sipped coffie . AHHHH the simple things !!!!!!!

( not to forget about the fun in the tent later :grin: )

Trilby · 07-10-2005, 01:33 PM

I would love anyone who would wade out to me with a cuppa. I would give them a BJ if they remembered the cream.

Love is relative. I do not love my relatives. But I would love someone who understood, and catered, to my need for AM coffee.

+

=

easy cheesy!

07-08-2005, 01:59 PM	#335
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	yeah.. well.. if anyone besides me can figure my brain out (and that's just because I'm stuck with it inside my head!) I'll...I'll do something really nice! yeah I noticed she started posting again..just wondered what had happened to her, I knew she was dealing with some pretty heavy stuff... but! aside from that! Elspode has a very good point there. (as well as the Kc subways) __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

07-09-2005, 07:31 AM	#338
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	i'm more disturbed by the concept of having a wife than anything else in this thread. Including the cathers. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

07-09-2005, 11:41 AM	#339
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	actually we just herd cows together and tie buggys' to them, sure it's a little simplistic... but then again.. we are out in the styx.. actually that's been one of the big bones of contention, that given the enormous sprawl of kansas city that there really is no effective public transit.. other than the bus system (which is not particularly effective) same here in Lawrence, the emp'T'y bus system.. which someone did the math on. it would be more cost effective to actually buy a car for everyone who regularly rides the buses than to keep the system in place. (although having seen the people who ride the busses..(one of my favorite coffee shops happens to be right across the street from the 'terminal' ie. an awning with some benches) I wouldn't want these people behind the wheel...) and don't get me started on the lightrail system they've been on about for the past 20 years.. we used to have a train system nicely in place.. but 'they' tore it down. hell! Lawrence used to have cablecars! grrrr... I need more coffee! so! anyway! back to sex! __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

07-09-2005, 05:31 PM	#341
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Scheduling foreplay is the ultimate manifestation of anal-retentive tendencies. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-10-2005, 11:50 AM	#344
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	That's just 'cause you haven't met her yet. It's not "a" wife, it's your wife, and when you do meet her, you'll finally understand what all us twits were on about all these years. HEAR HEAR !!!! Life can be GOOOOD with some one to live it with !!!!!!! This last weekend we went to the lake with friends , in the mornings i would emerge from the tent , dive in the lake , take care of business , and swim a few laps , then my wife would be wadeing out to me with a cup of coffie , we would float and chat as we sipped coffie . AHHHH the simple things !!!!!!! ( not to forget about the fun in the tent later :grin: ) __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-07-2005, 04:19 PM	#332
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Well, that is true. I hadn't really thought of it that way.

07-07-2005, 04:45 PM	#334
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	just cowhead's. most other's aren't too difficult.

07-08-2005, 02:01 PM	#336
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	KC has subways? Shit...St. Louis only has a partial one.

07-10-2005, 01:33 PM	#345
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I would love anyone who would wade out to me with a cuppa. I would give them a BJ if they remembered the cream. Love is relative. I do not love my relatives. But I would love someone who understood, and catered, to my need for AM coffee. + = easy cheesy! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 07-10-2005 at 01:35 PM.

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