The WTF NSFW thread - Page 181

Gravdigr · 05-06-2010, 02:02 PM

This man is my God.

TheMercenary · 05-07-2010, 07:21 PM

Is that a new oriental dish?

impress · 05-08-2010, 11:12 AM

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jinx · 05-08-2010, 11:13 AM

Lol.... nigerian.

ZenGum · 05-09-2010, 01:40 AM

Oooh, I so hope that is a Nigerian Scammer being jerked around. LMAO on the assumption that it is.

Funny, though, most people attach the dongle to the laptop, not the other way around.

richlevy · 05-09-2010, 09:00 AM

They should make this a requirement for anyone who tries to run for the same office after failing two times.

Gravdigr · 05-10-2010, 02:55 PM

Don't ask me, 'cause I don't fuckin' know.

squirell nutkin · 05-10-2010, 05:18 PM

Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed him.

Elspode · 05-10-2010, 09:50 PM

Untreated painful rectal itch knows no bounds in it's search for relief.

dmg1969 · 05-11-2010, 11:51 AM

I've heard of shitting a log, but that's insane!

lookout123 · 05-11-2010, 01:18 PM

too much fiber can be a bad thing.

spudcon · 05-11-2010, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123

too much fiber can be a bad thing.

Not according to Mr. Hanky!

Gravdigr · 05-21-2010, 03:53 PM

Killer wabbits got nipples!!

Crimson Ghost · 05-25-2010, 05:40 AM

[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

Gravdigr · 05-25-2010, 06:16 AM

"Runaway, runaway!!"

05-06-2010, 02:02 PM	#2701
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05-08-2010, 11:12 AM	#2703
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

05-08-2010, 11:13 AM	#2704
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Lol.... nigerian. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

05-09-2010, 01:40 AM	#2705
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Oooh, I so hope that is a Nigerian Scammer being jerked around. LMAO on the assumption that it is. Funny, though, most people attach the dongle to the laptop, not the other way around. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-09-2010, 09:00 AM	#2706
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	They should make this a requirement for anyone who tries to run for the same office after failing two times. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

05-07-2010, 07:21 PM	#2702
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Is that a new oriental dish?

05-10-2010, 02:55 PM	#2707
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Don't ask me, 'cause I don't fuckin' know. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-10-2010, 05:18 PM	#2708
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05-10-2010, 09:50 PM	#2709
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Untreated painful rectal itch knows no bounds in it's search for relief. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-11-2010, 11:51 AM	#2710
dmg1969 I got nothing Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central PA Posts: 486	I've heard of shitting a log, but that's insane! __________________ Void where prohibited. Your results may vary. Not intended for resale. Do not remove tag. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

05-11-2010, 01:18 PM	#2711
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	too much fiber can be a bad thing. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-21-2010, 03:53 PM	#2713
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Killer wabbits got nipples!! Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-25-2010, 05:40 AM	#2714
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch] King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work? Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege. King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments. Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one. Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Brother Maynard: Amen. All: Amen. King Arthur: Right. One... two... five. Galahad: Three, sir. King Arthur: Three. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

05-25-2010, 06:16 AM	#2715
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"Runaway, runaway!!" __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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