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02-09-2013, 05:45 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Kill Your Tofu
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02-10-2013, 03:48 AM
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I'm still a jerk
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I will murder tofu in the name of hobos
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02-10-2013, 11:57 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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There was a song in the 80s by some local Burlington band, entitled "Kill your parents, then we'll talk"
I think it was a Burlington band. Screaming Broccoli? I don't remember.
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02-10-2013, 05:07 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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Guns don't kill tofu. Forks kill tofu.
Use the fork, Lucy.
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02-10-2013, 08:40 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Keep your fork, there's pie!
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02-10-2013, 08:56 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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My new diet calls for tofu but no pie.
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02-10-2013, 09:10 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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What about tofu pie? Is there a prohibition against sweets? I have some amazing tofu recipes, btw
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02-10-2013, 09:56 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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tofu panda
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02-10-2013, 10:04 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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Yes, I'm not allowed sweets. I've never managed to make tofu taste good, but I guess that'll have to change. Recipes are welcome!
@monster - that tofu panda is amazing
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02-10-2013, 10:29 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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OK. Recipes.
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02-11-2013, 06:51 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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I have a super-sexy one-off comic called Kill Your Boyfriend (Grant Morrison)
Bought for me by my then boyfriend, who owned a comc shop but was definitely not Comic Shop Guy. More like Bill Bailey in Spaced. But thinner. I keep hoping the world will recognise it for the masterpiece it is, and I can sell it for bajillions of dollars. But it's good to just own it and get it out every now and then. Sex and drugs and occasional buggery. Very Withnail.
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02-11-2013, 03:04 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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...or you have been away from real food WAY too long. 
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02-11-2013, 03:07 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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02-11-2013, 03:40 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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When I try to eat real food it tastes like metal, or something even nastier. I decided to break my diet and try a home-baked chocolate peanut butter cupcake this morning. All the staff were having orgasms over them. So I tasted one and ... let's just say it tasted as bad as peanut butter should taste if you just look at it. Sigh. No real food for me.
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02-13-2013, 10:00 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Grav - I'm not under any real illusions I am sitting on a goldmine with my comic. I know the real pleasure I get from it will never be financial. It's great though. Maybe nearly even amazing.
And I'm with Ortho re the tofu. Maybe I need an easily amazed tattoo somewhere to warn people of this capacity 
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