Dear Alcohol... - Page 2

Juniper · 09-25-2008, 07:13 AM

Not me.

Maybe I need more human friends.

Shawnee123 · 09-25-2008, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman

Well - I've been very very good. Not totally dry, but well behaved :0)

Me too! I went out for the drawing the other night, but have been pretty good as of late.

Homeless Guy is going on two week of no beer. This is monumental for him, and I'm glad he is doing this.

morethanpretty · 09-28-2008, 10:45 AM

I think I had a bit much last night. The bottle of rum is mostly empty, there were chips all over the floor, there are some new pics of mine posted, the couch and clothes I was wearing were wet, and I guess that's why I woke up in my ex's bed naked.

Trilby · 09-28-2008, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

... The bottle of rum is mostly empty, there were chips all over the floor, there are some new pics of mine posted, the couch and clothes I was wearing were wet, and I guess that's why I woke up in my ex's bed naked.

Ah, memories.

Griff · 09-28-2008, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Ah, memories.

...or lack of same.

Shawnee123 · 09-29-2008, 07:56 AM

Dear Alcohol:

I knew HG couldn't leave you behind for long. Do you have a place he could move to?

ZenGum · 09-29-2008, 08:17 AM

Shawnee, does this mean HG STILL hasn't (been) moved on?

Shawnee123 · 09-29-2008, 08:20 AM

Uh, yeah. I'm a big sucker, wimp, idiot, soft-hearted fool.

I even dreamed last night that I had "the talk" about him needing to go.

Sundae · 09-29-2008, 10:10 AM

I dreamed last night that Prince Philip died and Prince Charles was summoned to Buckingham Palace because the Queen might be persuaded to abdicate in his favour now she was a widow.

See, thats the sort of dream normal people have, not your whacked out crazy dreams...

xoxoxoBruce · 09-29-2008, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Uh, yeah. I'm a big sucker, wimp, idiot, soft-hearted fool.

I even dreamed last night that I had "the talk" about him needing to go.

He doesn't have to go. When you have that new job, making all that money, you'll move closer to work and leave him behind.

classicman · 09-29-2008, 10:37 AM

Now there's good plan!

Shawnee123 · 09-29-2008, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

He doesn't have to go. When you have that new job, making all that money, you'll move closer to work and leave him behind.

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Originally Posted by classicman

Now there's good plan!

I know...but now I"m getting all worried: as is typical I think something will go wrong and the job will fall through. I'm getting scared, I don't know why.

Cicero · 09-29-2008, 04:53 PM

Dear Alcohol,

Why did I wake up naked? Was it fun?

If it was so fun, then why did I wake up in my own bed, that I share with my husband?

09-28-2008, 10:45 AM	#18
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I think I had a bit much last night. The bottle of rum is mostly empty, there were chips all over the floor, there are some new pics of mine posted, the couch and clothes I was wearing were wet, and I guess that's why I woke up in my ex's bed naked. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

09-29-2008, 07:56 AM	#21
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Dear Alcohol: I knew HG couldn't leave you behind for long. Do you have a place he could move to? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-29-2008, 08:17 AM	#22
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Shawnee, does this mean HG STILL hasn't (been) moved on? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-29-2008, 08:20 AM	#23
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Uh, yeah. I'm a big sucker, wimp, idiot, soft-hearted fool. I even dreamed last night that I had "the talk" about him needing to go. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-29-2008, 10:10 AM	#24
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I dreamed last night that Prince Philip died and Prince Charles was summoned to Buckingham Palace because the Queen might be persuaded to abdicate in his favour now she was a widow. See, thats the sort of dream normal people have, not your whacked out crazy dreams... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-25-2008, 07:13 AM	#16
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Not me. Maybe I need more human friends.

09-29-2008, 10:37 AM	#26
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Now there's good plan! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-29-2008, 04:53 PM	#28
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Dear Alcohol, Why did I wake up naked? Was it fun? If it was so fun, then why did I wake up in my own bed, that I share with my husband? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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