Favorite Animal

[SamIam]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Given that purple is a fruit, then yes.

What's a "purple"? Is it like an orange?

[Griff]

Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13

Piggies!! I collect them (not live ones) I think they're a-freakin-dorable.

[fat]Me too, in mah belly![/bastard]

[Trilby]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Given that purple is a fruit, then yes.

I know what you mean. Purple is my favorite fruit, too.

[fargon]

The evil monkey that is living in my closet!!!!

[HungLikeJesus]

Originally Posted by fargon

The evil monkey that is living in my closet!!!!

I thought you moved.

[fargon]

I did move, and he followed me here!!!

[DanaC]

I'm sure you'll all be really shocked that my favourite animal is *drum roll* the dog.



[there are a handful of favorite animals as well tho: fox, wolf, snakes. But they're just animals I like. Dogs are necessary to my happiness and general well-being :P)

[ZenGum]

Fargon, that's a mirror.


For SamIam

Homer: Here Lisa, have a donut.
Lisa: Do you have any fruit?
Homer: Have the purple one. Purple's a fruit.

[footfootfoot]

http://www.utne.com/2001-03-01/Countoncrows.aspx

Lately, I’ve been working for the crows, and so far it’s the best job I ever had. I fell into it by a combination of preparedness and luck. I’d been casting around a bit, looking for a new direction in my career, and one afternoon when I was out on my walk I happened to see some crows fly by. One of them landed on a telephone wire just above my head. I looked at him for a moment, and then on impulse I made a skchhh noise with my teeth and lips. He seemed to like that; I saw his tail make a quick upward bobbing motion at the sound. Encouraged, I made the noise again, and again his tail bobbed. He looked at me closely with one eye, then turned his beak and looked at me with the other, meanwhile readjusting his feet on the wire. After a few minutes, he cawed and flew off to join his companions. I had a good feeling I couldn’t put into words. Basically, I thought the meeting had gone well, and as it turned out, I was right. When I got home there was a message from the crows saying I had the job.



That first interview proved indicative of the crows’ business style. They are very informal and relaxed, unlike their public persona, and mostly they leave me alone. I’m given a general direction of what they want done, but the specifics of how to do it are up to me. For example, the crows have long been unhappy about public misperceptions of them: that they raid other birds’ nests, drive songbirds away, eat garbage and dead things, can’t sing, etc.—all of which is completely untrue once you know them. My first task was to take these misperceptions and turn them into a more positive image. I decided the crows needed a slogan that emphasized their strengths as a species. The slogan I came up with was Crows: We Want to Be Your Only Bird.™ I told this to the crows, they loved it, and we’ve been using it ever since...

Crows: We Want to Be Your Only Bird.™ I think this slogan is worth repeating, because there’s a lot behind it. Of course, the crows don’t literally want (or expect) to be the only species of bird left on the planet. They admire and enjoy other kinds of birds and even hope that there will still be some remaining in limited numbers out of doors as well as in zoos and museums. But in terms of daily usage, the crows hope that you will think of them first when you’re looking for those quality-of-life intangibles usually associated with birds. Singing, for example: Crows actually can sing, and beautifully, too; so far, however, they have not been given the chance. In the future, with fewer other birds around, they feel that they will be.

Ian Frazier's take on crows

[Shawnee123]

Very nice, footfootfoot.

[Griff]

[xoxoxoBruce]

I liked that.

[Griff]

I freaking love that song.

[footfootfoot]

Messing with kids minds is fun.

[Treasenuak]

Currently... goldfish