Deer are douchebag assholes - Page 2

jinx · 01-07-2010, 05:50 PM

Ihit a deflected deer once. Didn't hurt the jeep.
Jim has hit a few. Isn't PA the deer death capital of the world?

Clodfobble · 01-07-2010, 06:09 PM

"And I love deer!!"

jujuwwhite · 01-07-2010, 07:49 PM

What I don't understand is why the 'suicide bombers' in the world don't just send in a deer! They are much more suicidal creatures than us humans!!

*yes, i am aware of the poor grammar LOL*

fargon · 01-07-2010, 07:54 PM

I wanna see the rest of the story.

squirell nutkin · 01-07-2010, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jujuwwhite

What I don't understand is why the 'suicide bombers' in the world don't just send in a deer! They are much more suicidal creatures than us humans!!

*yes, i am aware of the poor grammar LOL*

We are disappointment in you're grammar, Juju.

jujuwwhite · 01-07-2010, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

We are disappointment in you're grammar, Juju.

Sorrie!! :p

TheMercenary · 01-07-2010, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

They are big, fucking, useless, don't taste especially good, and they are vandals who fucked up my car last night.

They suck.

They taste great, just not so great after being hit by a car or truck. Then they taste like crap. Or so I have heard, I have never tried road kill.

spudcon · 01-07-2010, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Last Spring, a friend of mine was driving home from Pagan camp, when he hit a flying deer. It seems a car going the other way hit it as it leaped and deflected it into his Geo Metro. Fucked it right up, it did.

Geo Metro? Hitting a chipmunk would wreck one of those.

Clodfobble · 01-07-2010, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by fargon

I wanna see the rest of the story.

You mean the video clip? It's a movie called "The Straight Story," directed by David Lynch. Decent movie, though too many long sweeping silent shots for my tastes.

Cicero · 01-08-2010, 11:01 AM

You guys should quit injuring, maiming, and killing deers with your asshole cars....

How many pounds of uneaten deer meat do you have in your fridge again?

How long has it been there?

SamIam · 01-08-2010, 01:06 PM

In Colorado its illegal to take your road kill home. The carcass either goes to orphans or the state pen. Just one more reason to stay out of trouble.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-09-2010, 03:40 AM

Do you have to report it, Sam?

SamIam · 01-09-2010, 07:44 AM

In theory, it should be reported. But if there's no one around...

I have hit deer twice. The first time my car was totaled, so I had to wait around for the men in blue and make an accident report. The second time there wasn't a soul on the road within 20 miles. The deer collision made my car do a complete 360, but no major damage and I was off to home with my petal on the metal.

morethanpretty · 01-09-2010, 08:09 AM

Clod, that clip was hilarious, the part with the woman. The part where the old man is traveling to see his stroke-victim brother for weeks, not no so funny...

squirell nutkin · 01-09-2010, 09:35 AM

I've eaten plenty of deer, prepared by all manner of chefs, and I have come to the conclusion that if it were any good there'd be feedlots stretching across Iowa filled with deer waiting to be slaughtered.

Or, they'd have been hunted to extinction a century ago.

01-07-2010, 05:50 PM	#16
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Ihit a deflected deer once. Didn't hurt the jeep. Jim has hit a few. Isn't PA the deer death capital of the world? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-07-2010, 06:09 PM	#17
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	"And I love deer!!" __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-07-2010, 07:49 PM	#18
jujuwwhite Capnhowdy's #1 smasher Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Rentz, GA Posts: 339	What I don't understand is why the 'suicide bombers' in the world don't just send in a deer! They are much more suicidal creatures than us humans!! yes, i am aware of the poor grammar LOL __________________ I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every moment of it.

01-07-2010, 07:54 PM	#19
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I wanna see the rest of the story. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

01-08-2010, 11:01 AM	#25
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	You guys should quit injuring, maiming, and killing deers with your asshole cars.... How many pounds of uneaten deer meat do you have in your fridge again? How long has it been there? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-08-2010, 01:06 PM	#26
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	In Colorado its illegal to take your road kill home. The carcass either goes to orphans or the state pen. Just one more reason to stay out of trouble.

01-09-2010, 03:40 AM	#27
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Do you have to report it, Sam? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-09-2010, 07:44 AM	#28
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	In theory, it should be reported. But if there's no one around... I have hit deer twice. The first time my car was totaled, so I had to wait around for the men in blue and make an accident report. The second time there wasn't a soul on the road within 20 miles. The deer collision made my car do a complete 360, but no major damage and I was off to home with my petal on the metal.

01-09-2010, 08:09 AM	#29
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Clod, that clip was hilarious, the part with the woman. The part where the old man is traveling to see his stroke-victim brother for weeks, not no so funny... __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

01-09-2010, 09:35 AM	#30
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	I've eaten plenty of deer, prepared by all manner of chefs, and I have come to the conclusion that if it were any good there'd be feedlots stretching across Iowa filled with deer waiting to be slaughtered. Or, they'd have been hunted to extinction a century ago. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

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