The WTF NSFW thread - Page 290

Gravdigr · 03-31-2014, 05:24 PM

Please tell me this one of those perspective things...

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Gravdigr · 03-31-2014, 05:27 PM

Condoms, Vaseline, and a cucumber...

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...someone has a big night planned!

Sundae · 03-31-2014, 11:40 PM

Vaseline and condoms are a bad match.
Water-based lube only, please.

glatt · 04-01-2014, 07:34 AM

I was thinking the same thing, but then figured that there's no harm in a condom on a cucumber breaking.

BigV · 04-01-2014, 11:18 AM

Depends on the condom. Polyurethane and lambskin condoms are not adversely affected by oil based lubricants.

Sundae · 04-01-2014, 01:57 PM

Yebbut, Trojans?
Aren't they just the average type condom you get in cinema or service station toilets?

Glatt, I figured the cucumber was foreplay...

I think I think too much.

Carruthers · 04-01-2014, 02:20 PM

Jean Condom represented France at Rugby Union.

When he was on tour he wrote French letters home.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-01-2014, 04:17 PM

Carruthers, it's time for your nap.

Carruthers · 04-01-2014, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Carruthers, it's time for your nap.

Point taken, Bruce. Good night!

BigV · 04-01-2014, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Yebbut, Trojans?
Aren't they just the average type condom you get in cinema or service station toilets?

Glatt, I figured the cucumber was foreplay...

I think I think too much.

Sure.

Trojans polyurethane condoms.

Quote:

TROJAN™ SUPRA™ BARESKIN™ Lubricated Condoms

TROJAN™ SUPRA™ BARESKIN™ Lubricated Condoms are America’s Thinnest Non-Latex Condoms – recommended for latex sensitive people.

TROJAN™ SUPRA™ BARESKIN™ Lubricated Condoms are designed to transmit natural body heat. They are super thin, yet strong and made from clear, odor free, medical-grade polyurethane.

America’s Thinnest Non-Latex Condom – Get Closer!
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Carruthers · 04-02-2014, 04:42 AM

Threads such as this aren't, shall we say, my 'natural habitat' but now I'm here I might as well continue, so.....

Are fellow Dwellars aware that there is a 'condom' emoticon?

No? It was a surprise to me as well.

Under what circumstances it would normally be used can only be speculated upon.

I'm sure someone will come up with an answer.

limey · 04-02-2014, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carruthers

Threads such as this aren't, shall we say, my 'natural habitat' but now I'm here I might as well continue, so.....

Are fellow Dwellars aware that there is a 'condom' emoticon?

No? It was a surprise to me as well.

Under what circumstances it would normally be used can only be speculated upon.

I'm sure someone will come up with an answer.

Obviously, just before you use this one

Carruthers · 04-02-2014, 09:48 AM

Thanks, limey!

I knew that someone would come up with the answer.

Sundae · 04-02-2014, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Trojans polyurethane condoms.

Cheers, V.
I doubt I'll ever have the need for them, but all information is stored away in case of future use.

Gravdigr · 04-03-2014, 01:17 PM

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03-31-2014, 05:24 PM	#4336
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03-31-2014, 05:27 PM	#4337
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03-31-2014, 11:40 PM	#4338
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Vaseline and condoms are a bad match. Water-based lube only, please. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-01-2014, 11:18 AM	#4340
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Depends on the condom. Polyurethane and lambskin condoms are not adversely affected by oil based lubricants. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-01-2014, 01:57 PM	#4341
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Yebbut, Trojans? Aren't they just the average type condom you get in cinema or service station toilets? Glatt, I figured the cucumber was foreplay... I think I think too much. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-01-2014, 07:34 AM	#4339
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I was thinking the same thing, but then figured that there's no harm in a condom on a cucumber breaking.

04-01-2014, 02:20 PM	#4342
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Jean Condom represented France at Rugby Union. When he was on tour he wrote French letters home. __________________

04-01-2014, 04:17 PM	#4343
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Carruthers, it's time for your nap. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-02-2014, 04:42 AM	#4346
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Threads such as this aren't, shall we say, my 'natural habitat' but now I'm here I might as well continue, so..... Are fellow Dwellars aware that there is a 'condom' emoticon? No? It was a surprise to me as well. Under what circumstances it would normally be used can only be speculated upon. I'm sure someone will come up with an answer. __________________

04-02-2014, 09:48 AM	#4348
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Thanks, limey! I knew that someone would come up with the answer. __________________

04-03-2014, 01:17 PM	#4350
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