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Old 10-13-2006, 09:16 AM   #1
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How does your erection look?

How does your election look?
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:26 AM   #2
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I just KNEW you would do it, because lj doesnt have the balls. Or maybe you're just more of a dick.

get it? get it?
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:35 AM   #3
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Is that a Chinese erection?
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:36 AM   #4
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My erection has been long and hard. For awhile it looked like it would get the life sucked out of it. It stands up for a cause, but can still get beat off. It's stated policy is a mouthful. It leans left a little bit, but stands tall on its own.
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:36 AM   #5
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Is that a Chinese erection?
No, it's a Chinese election. Frickin' perverts.
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Old 10-13-2006, 11:48 AM   #6
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We are currently being teased with our next election.
We never know from one minute to the next when our leaders would like to hold it, and when they just want to try and ignore it, hoping it will go away.

The trouble with our election is that no-one much fancies the candidates. It may prove hard to chose between a crowd pleaser with unknown staying power (Cameron) and an slightly tainted but experienced player (Brown). Of course I prefer a candidate with a bit of weight behind him, that's used to the thrust and power of global politics. But then I've never minded being ruled with a big rod.

I think our election may be a lacklustre affair, featuring mostly in the heads of journalists, although in the end the public may get shafted. However if enough of us prove we are unwilling to lie down and take it, it may come to a satisfactory conclusion.

We can only hope
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Old 10-13-2006, 12:26 PM   #7
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No, it's a Chinese election. Frickin' perverts.
Flickin'
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Old 10-13-2006, 12:47 PM   #8
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We have one about every 2 years, and no matter the outcome, someone gets screwed.
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Old 10-13-2006, 12:49 PM   #9
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We have one about every 2 years
I'm so sorry.
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Old 10-13-2006, 01:09 PM   #10
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I don't get to have erections, but when they come to visit, I don't mind how they look as long as they fulfill their campaign promises.
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Old 10-14-2006, 02:23 AM   #11
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Flickin Gleek plick!
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Old 10-14-2006, 03:06 AM   #12
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Is that a Chinese erection?
Brilliant.
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Old 10-14-2006, 10:48 AM   #13
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:14 AM   #14
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Old 10-15-2006, 11:32 AM   #15
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for shame. how did this turn into the asian bashing thread?

and, Ibram. I have the balls. trust me.
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