I am the magic 8 ball - Page 3

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

Actually, my real question is, "Did they take Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis Presley from us?"

It is doubtful. Elvis Presley died of fried banana sandwiches and uppers, Jimmy Hoffa died of ... well, let's just say he didn't swim too well in his new shoes.

His new cement shoes.

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Can I use the term mental midget or would that be a copyright violation?

Mental midget is a common usage, and cannot be copyrighted. It can be trademarked, but only if you use it from some specific product, as in ..

"Mental Midget brand Steam Huffers! Cheap as free! Never Reformulated!

As they always say, you're only a Mental Midget away from huffing our steam!"

tw · 06-06-2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Can I use the term mental midget or would that be a copyright violation?

Raise a black flag containing a skull and two cross bones. Then you can use anything you want. Even medical marijuana and Canadian Viagra.

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Will my best friend's baby be a boy (her first) or a girl (her third)?

10 HOME
20 GET A$; "IS HUSBAND FATHER? (Y/N)"
30 IF A = "Y" THEN GOTO 500
40 GET B$; "IS BEST FRIEND FATHER? (Y/N)"
50 IF B="Y" THEN GOTO 600
60 PRINT "BABY IS PRODUCT OF MIDOCLORIAN CONCENTRATION. WILL BE MALE"
70 GOTO 4242
500 GET C$; "IS HUSBAND MALE? (Y/N)"
510 IF C$ = "Y", GOTO 900
520 IF C$ = "N", THEN GET {IP SIGNIFIER} FORWARD TO JERRYFALWELL@PROFAMILYAMERICA.ORG
530 PRINT = "PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOME. SOMEONE WILL BE TO SEE YOU SHORTLY."
540 GOTO 900
600 GET D$; "IS BEST FRIEND AWARE THAT HE IS FATHER? (Y/N)"
610 IF D$ = "N" THEN PRINT "PLEASE CALL 1-800-96-JERRY"
620 GOTO 900
900 X$=RND{1-468}
910 IF X$ = 1, THEN PRINT "IT'S A GIRL!!"
920 IF X$ = 1, THEN GOTO 4242
930 PRINT "IT'S A BOY!!!"
940 PRINT "YOU BROKE YOUR ... ANKLE, ARM, LEG, ARM, HEAD, ARM, PRIDE, BIKE, ARM, LEG, TEETH. WOULD YOU LIKE TO JUMP AGAIN? (Y/N)"
4242 END

Bullitt · 06-06-2005, 07:00 PM

is it sad that i actually understood that?

BigV · 06-06-2005, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bullitt

is it sad that i actually understood that?

No, sad is your need to tell all of us you understand it, and then try to disguise your geek pride by calling it "sad".

Come on, say it with me, "I'm geek and I'm proud!".

*raises clenched fist in air (holding cordless mouse)*

Sun_Sparkz · 06-06-2005, 07:24 PM

wise mr. 8 ball..

Will I forever be stuck in my groping, commision stingy, real estate job.. or will my Fashion and Design studies pay off and will my Label become a household name?

busterb · 06-06-2005, 07:43 PM

mr. 8 ball..
Will I ever stop drinking beer? Hold on I have to go to store, I'm out BRB

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz

wise mr. 8 ball..

Will I forever be stuck in my groping, commision stingy, real estate job.. or will my Fashion and Design studies pay off and will my Label become a household name?

Fashion and Design are not the sorts of things that can be studied. You either have them, or you are straight.

And you, my friend, have them.

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by busterb

mr. 8 ball..
Will I ever stop drinking beer? Hold on I have to go to store, I'm out BRB

It is doubtful.

Seriously doubtful.

busterb · 06-06-2005, 08:45 PM

elSicomoro · 06-06-2005, 09:38 PM

You know, this seems more like Negrodamus from Chappelle's Show than Magic 8 Ball.

staceyv · 06-06-2005, 10:23 PM

was that programming in BASIC?
because it's bringing back unfond memories of high school...

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 10:51 PM

that programming was as close to BASIC as I can remember, having not worked with it in probably close to 20 years.

lumberjim · 06-06-2005, 10:52 PM

what is the meaning of cock?

06-06-2005, 07:00 PM	#35
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	is it sad that i actually understood that? __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

06-06-2005, 07:24 PM	#37
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	wise mr. 8 ball.. Will I forever be stuck in my groping, commision stingy, real estate job.. or will my Fashion and Design studies pay off and will my Label become a household name? __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

06-06-2005, 07:43 PM	#38
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	mr. 8 ball.. Will I ever stop drinking beer? Hold on I have to go to store, I'm out BRB __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

06-06-2005, 08:45 PM	#41
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	__________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

06-06-2005, 10:51 PM	#44
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	that programming was as close to BASIC as I can remember, having not worked with it in probably close to 20 years. __________________ to live and die in LA

06-06-2005, 09:38 PM	#42
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	You know, this seems more like Negrodamus from Chappelle's Show than Magic 8 Ball.

06-06-2005, 10:23 PM	#43
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	was that programming in BASIC? because it's bringing back unfond memories of high school...

06-06-2005, 10:52 PM	#45
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	what is the meaning of cock? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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