7/22/2003: Palestinian bloodletting quackery

[juju]

Wow.. you're a lawyer??

[Unknown_Poltroon]

Originally posted by tweek
My buddy was vacationing in Australia when he got leech attached to his eyeball! There was a lump under his eyelid for the whole two hour drive back to civilization. The doctors left him under a hot lamp for fifteen minutes and the leech fell out from under his eye.

Thanks. When i wake up scereaming in the night clawing at my eyes, ill know who to thank.

ANd if you like that, look up eyeworms!!
http://www.biosci.ohio-state.edu/~parasite/loa.html
PAybacks a bitch.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Wow.. you're a lawyer??

And an expert on maggots and leaches.
Sorry, Hairdog, that was uncalled for and tactless......but I couldn't help myself.

[hairdog]

That's okay, Bruce. I did become somewhat of an expert on maggots...was able to destroy the testimony of the other side's expert. And, as far as leeches are concerned...remember, I'm a government attorney. The real bloodsuckers are in the private bar...like my wife. :^)

[xoxoxoBruce]

Boy, are you gonna get it. Come to think of it, no you're not.