Day 1- Dr Livingstoned's journal - Page 17

Cicero · 02-02-2009, 11:20 AM

What I don't get about kippers is- the people that come to a coffee shop in Northern New Mexico and ask me for them.

Look around. What about this place says we would have kippers? Is it all the burritos and cilaquiles? The coffee maybe? wtf?
The funny part is, the people asking know we don't make it but every time, think we will just for them.

monster · 02-02-2009, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

What about this place says we would have kippers?.

Do any of the waitresses have intimate hygiene problems?

capnhowdy · 02-02-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

remind me never to visit capnhowdy's inhospitable ass.

Wooops!
Solly
Just jerkin'

Dr Livingstoned · 02-07-2009, 08:15 PM

Dr Livingstoned's Journal Day ?

I have awoken, after a binge on the local mushrooms, to find the camp empty.

My head hurts, my trousers were down and I had a ten pound note rolled up behind my left ear and a sore arse ....

Such are the dangers of the jungle.

The tea has been spilled, the supermodels bones picked clean by the dreaded pterodactyls and my splendid skull tea set has been shattered in the disarray.

I fear that, once again, the party has moved on without me.

I shall have to re provision, on tea, muffins, kippers, although, being a dam sight away from New Mexican coffe shops, I am not holding out much hope for obtaining any.

I shall press on duly.

Dr Livingstoned out.

Sundae · 02-08-2009, 05:33 AM

Bye, bye Doctor.
Sorry your lovely teaset was smashed. Not sorry you were

That ten squid was from me, for a taxi home.
Don't say I never buy you anything.

capnhowdy · 02-08-2009, 09:30 AM

Good thing you're not from Georgia, Sundae Girl. Else you may get dissed for such inhospitable comments. Especially since they were so warmly receptive to our adventurers on their site.

02-02-2009, 11:20 AM	#241
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	What I don't get about kippers is- the people that come to a coffee shop in Northern New Mexico and ask me for them. Look around. What about this place says we would have kippers? Is it all the burritos and cilaquiles? The coffee maybe? wtf? The funny part is, the people asking know we don't make it but every time, think we will just for them. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

02-08-2009, 05:33 AM	#245
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Bye, bye Doctor. Sorry your lovely teaset was smashed. Not sorry you were That ten squid was from me, for a taxi home. Don't say I never buy you anything. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

02-08-2009, 09:30 AM	#246
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Good thing you're not from Georgia, Sundae Girl. Else you may get dissed for such inhospitable comments. Especially since they were so warmly receptive to our adventurers on their site. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-07-2009, 08:15 PM	#244
Dr Livingstoned Questionist Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The congo Posts: 8	Dr Livingstoned's Journal Day ? I have awoken, after a binge on the local mushrooms, to find the camp empty. My head hurts, my trousers were down and I had a ten pound note rolled up behind my left ear and a sore arse .... Such are the dangers of the jungle. The tea has been spilled, the supermodels bones picked clean by the dreaded pterodactyls and my splendid skull tea set has been shattered in the disarray. I fear that, once again, the party has moved on without me. I shall have to re provision, on tea, muffins, kippers, although, being a dam sight away from New Mexican coffe shops, I am not holding out much hope for obtaining any. I shall press on duly. Dr Livingstoned out.

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