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Trilby · 03-06-2006, 11:51 AM

I hate to tell you all, but I have grave doubts that *this* Angus is the REAL Angus. I smell a rat. The real Angus would be getting all snotty with us about now. I don't feel it.

FallenFairy · 03-06-2006, 11:53 AM

There is/was a *real* Angus??
I am too new to know about that...

Trilby · 03-06-2006, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by FallenFairy

There is/was a *real* Angus??
I am too new to know about that...

OHMIGAWD! He was sooooooo cool! Way cooler than you will ever be no matter how hard you try!! Angus was a snotty, oppressive, tweed-jacketed, sexually selfish (I was hoping, anyway) toot who regaled us with fascinating poims, such as-*ahem*

I wish life were more like yogurt
I wish I was Humphrey Bogart

Absolutely brilliant verse like that. When we would not stand and applaud, he would accuse us all of being Community College drop-outs and smoking pot from a bong. He was a fucking jewel. And, I loved him.

FallenFairy · 03-06-2006, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

When we would not stand and applaud, he would accuse us all of being Community College drop-outs and smoking pot from a bong. He was a fucking jewel. And, I loved him.

And WTF is wrong with community college drop-outs who smoke pot from bongs??

(try em filled with vodka)
Damn, I wish I had joined The Cellar long ago so I too could meet people like Angus - as it was I only got to enjoy dov for a few weeks....

Trilby · 03-06-2006, 12:25 PM

DO NOT BE VAKLEMPT RE: DOV.

he was NO artist. Angus was.

FallenFairy · 03-06-2006, 12:48 PM

Bri - you misunderstood.... I actually never thought of dov as an artist (did HE think he was an artist?? I thought the things he posted fell into crap for shock value not art). I was more referringto the following...
"a snotty, oppressive, tweed-jacketed, sexually selfish...."

SteveDallas · 03-06-2006, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by FallenFairy

Damn, I wish I had joined The Cellar long ago

Don't worry, whatever kind of character you're looking for, we'll have another along before too long.

Trilby · 03-06-2006, 12:51 PM

the diff betwixt dov and Angus?

dov would thank you. Angus would SPIT on you.

He was my man, Angus was...sigh!

FallenFairy · 03-06-2006, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Don't worry, whatever kind of character you're looking for, we'll have another along before too long.

And that, Dear Sir, is why I like it here...

Spexxvet · 03-06-2006, 01:01 PM

I think that I shall never feel
the fullness of a value meal
The grease, the salt, the carbs galore
I'm gonna puke, no more, no more
one more big mac I can eat
then I'll vomit on my feet

Angus · 03-06-2006, 01:12 PM

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but I have grave doubts that *this* Angus is the REAL Angus.

I am the Angus. The one, the true, the only Angus.

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Angus was a snotty, oppressive, tweed-jacketed, sexually selfish (I was hoping, anyway)

Snotty? I was. Oppressive? Unintentionally so. Tweed Jacketed? I would never hurt an animal for clothing. Sexually Satisfied? Guilty there.

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he would accuse us all of being Community College drop-outs

I believe the insult was worse, accusing you of being graduates of Community Colleges. Again, I apologize. I doubt I would have referred to bongs in a derogatory fashion. If I did, I apologize again, as I did when last we spoke.

Brianna, I respect you. You are the only other person I know who can use "pompetus" and make it sound natural, or who could discourse in Old English. If I offended you, or others, I again apologize. I deserve it for my brash entry into your society.

03-06-2006, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Angus

I am the Angus. The one, the true, the only Angus.Snotty? I was. Oppressive? Unintentionally so. Tweed Jacketed? I would never hurt an animal for clothing. Sexually Satisfied? Guilty there. I believe the insult was worse, accusing you of being graduates of Community Colleges. Again, I apologize. I doubt I would have referred to bongs in a derogatory fashion. If I did, I apologize again, as I did when last we spoke.

Brianna, I respect you. You are the only other person I know who can use "pompetus" and make it sound natural, or who could discourse in Old English. If I offended you, or others, I again apologize. I deserve it for my brash entry into your society.

Lo, heere the wise kyng, daun Salomon;
I trowe he hadde wyves mo than oon-
As, wolde God, it leveful were to me
To be refresshed half so ofte as he!
Which yifte of God hadde he, for alle hise wyvys!

No man hath swich that in this world alyve is.
God woot, this noble kyng, as to my wit,
The firste nyght had many a myrie fit
With ech of hem, so wel was hym on lyve!
Yblessed be God, that I have wedded fyve;

(Of whiche I have pyked out the beste,
Bothe of here nether purs and of here cheste.
Diverse scoles maken parfyt clerkes,
And diverse practyk in many sondry werkes
Maketh the werkman parfyt sekirly;

Of fyve husbondes scoleiyng am I.)
Welcome the sixte, whan that evere he shal.
For sothe I wol nat kepe me chaast in al.
Whan myn housbonde is fro the world ygon,
Som Cristen man shal wedde me anon.

For thanne th'apostle seith that I am free,
To wedde, a Goddes half, where it liketh me.
He seith, that to be wedded is no synne,
Bet is to be wedded than to brynne.
What rekketh me, thogh folk seye vileynye

Of shrewed Lameth and of bigamye?
I woot wel Abraham was an hooly man,
And Jacob eek, as ferforth as I kan,
And ech of hem hadde wyves mo than two,
And many another holy man also.

Whanne saugh ye evere in any manere age,
That hye God defended mariage
By expres word? I pray you, telleth me,
Or where comanded he virginitee?
I woot as wel as ye it is no drede,

Th'apostel, whan he speketh of maydenhede;
He seyde that precept therof hadde he noon.
Men may conseille a womman to been oon,
But conseillyng is no comandement;
He putte it in oure owene juggement.

Put THAT in your bong and smoke it!

wolf · 03-06-2006, 01:32 PM

Yah-fucking-hoo.

I'm one of the 10%.

Cyclefrance · 03-06-2006, 02:49 PM

If you want to return McD to its former glory (did it have one?) getting them to sell decent food might be a positive step in that direction. When even their healthy meals are either irradiated or given a preervative coating, one has to wonder.....

Jamie Oliver's your boy! He of the revitalised school dinner and the hero of Sainsbury's return to growing profits.

Or you could always try to explain to McD about the Fairtrade movement - however think this might just be outside the scope of their doctrine, profit-plan, and their intelligence... cannot see them buying into that one...

P.S. - I'm in the mood to hit 600 tonight!

xoxoxoBruce · 03-06-2006, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Yah-fucking-hoo.

I'm one of the 10%.

Me too.

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Damn, I wish I had joined The Cellar long ago so I too could meet people like Angus

You can catch the archives while you wait.

03-06-2006, 11:51 AM	#16
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I hate to tell you all, but I have grave doubts that this Angus is the REAL Angus. I smell a rat. The real Angus would be getting all snotty with us about now. I don't feel it. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-06-2006, 11:53 AM	#17
FallenFairy nope Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 322	There is/was a real Angus?? I am too new to know about that... __________________ ~going, going... gone now

03-06-2006, 12:25 PM	#20
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	DO NOT BE VAKLEMPT RE: DOV. he was NO artist. Angus was. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-06-2006, 12:48 PM	#21
FallenFairy nope Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 322	Bri - you misunderstood.... I actually never thought of dov as an artist (did HE think he was an artist?? I thought the things he posted fell into crap for shock value not art). I was more referringto the following... "a snotty, oppressive, tweed-jacketed, sexually selfish...." __________________ ~going, going... gone now

03-06-2006, 12:51 PM	#23
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	the diff betwixt dov and Angus? dov would thank you. Angus would SPIT on you. He was my man, Angus was...sigh! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-06-2006, 01:01 PM	#25
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I think that I shall never feel the fullness of a value meal The grease, the salt, the carbs galore I'm gonna puke, no more, no more one more big mac I can eat then I'll vomit on my feet __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-06-2006, 01:32 PM	#28
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Yah-fucking-hoo. I'm one of the 10%. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-06-2006, 02:49 PM	#29
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	If you want to return McD to its former glory (did it have one?) getting them to sell decent food might be a positive step in that direction. When even their healthy meals are either irradiated or given a preervative coating, one has to wonder..... Jamie Oliver's your boy! He of the revitalised school dinner and the hero of Sainsbury's return to growing profits. Or you could always try to explain to McD about the Fairtrade movement - however think this might just be outside the scope of their doctrine, profit-plan, and their intelligence... cannot see them buying into that one... P.S. - I'm in the mood to hit 600 tonight! __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears Last edited by Cyclefrance; 03-06-2006 at 02:52 PM.

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