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Gravdigr · 01-31-2011, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Oh, was there a picture? I must have missed that.

Google image search. Pretty racy, but prolly SFW. She'll be the too-hot blonde with bodacious taytays.

Gravdigr · 02-03-2011, 02:59 AM

Somebody do the legwork on this, and, please, tell me this is complete bullshit...

glatt · 02-03-2011, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Somebody do the legwork on this, and, please, tell me this is complete bullshit...

It's complete bullshit.

Onion article.

Gravdigr · 02-03-2011, 03:43 PM

Oh, thank God! Bears are big and mean and scary enough, without a 27 inch cock and a taste for man-ass.

GunMaster357 · 02-04-2011, 02:52 PM

The bear may get whinny about the poo...

Gravdigr · 02-04-2011, 03:15 PM

Hah! I see what you did there.

classicman · 02-14-2011, 01:02 PM

West Palm Beach man dead for 16-20 minutes, lives to tell about it

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Charles Morgan was taking a smoke break from his evening shift at a West Palm Beach car dealership when he dropped dead of a massive heart attack. He was 52.

More than two months later, Morgan has no recollection of any of it. Not his boss' CPR efforts, or the crowd that milled around in horror, or the paramedics who brought him back to life with advanced emergency equipment most fire departments have yet to acquire.

The real stunner, even to the men who saved him: He suffered no brain damage or other ill effects, even though his heart had stopped beating for 16 to 20 minutes.

"I'm a lucky man," said the grandfather of two.

Anyone who hears his story would agree. But luck played only one role in the resurrection of Charles Morgan. The car salesman's renewed lease on life is also a credit to quick-thinking co-workers, well-trained paramedics and, especially, an effective combination of cutting-edge lifesaving equipment that made all the difference that December day.

The American Heart Association estimates that fewer than 8 percent of those who suffer cardiac arrest outside the hospital survive, and the vast majority of them are left with some level of debilitating brain damage.

Morgan is not the first to beat those ugly odds, though he joins a rare fraternity of symptom-free survivors.

Link

Bullitt · 02-14-2011, 02:59 PM

The equipment given partial credit in saving his life is pretty damn nice. Those automated chest compression machines are pretty rare. I've played with a Glidescope before and they're really nice with that camera on the end. Helps a boatload in seeing down the throat compared to the usually pretty dim light on a laryngoscope. Would have been interesting to hear what kind of heart monitor they have. The newest models are badass, like Lifepak 12 and 15's. They can wirelessly send heart rhythms to the receiving hospital in real time, so the physician can give additional instructions/recommendations while treating the patient and en route.

GunMaster357 · 02-15-2011, 04:06 AM

Headbutted by dildo

Gravdigr · 02-15-2011, 09:53 AM

'Super pack' of 400 wolves terrorise remote Russian town after killing 30 horses in just four days.

Spexxvet · 02-15-2011, 11:47 AM

Lady Gaga sports bizarre flesh-coloured facial horns

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ial-horns.html

TheMercenary · 02-15-2011, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by GunMaster357

Headbutted by dildo

plthijinx · 02-15-2011, 03:23 PM

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O.J. Simpson was beaten unconscious in a savage prison yard attack, according to a report in the National Enquirer.

The assault was so brutal and debilitating that the disgraced NFL great is now afraid to leave his cell.

hahahaha! from here

Nirvana · 02-18-2011, 11:34 AM

LINK

Pretty Scary!

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A 51-year-old Los Angeles County worker died at her desk last Friday, and was not found there until the next afternoon, when a Saturday security guard was making the weekend rounds.

Rebecca Wells, who was employed by the L.A. County Department of Internal Services in the risk management division, was last seen alive by co-workers on Friday at about 9AM. "She was always working," commented one co-worker. The exact time of her death has not been determined.

Representatives from the L.A. County Coroner's office are still trying to determine the cause of her death, but so far, it is still a mystery. No foul play is suspected, however -- Wells is believed to have died of natural causes. Downy police are still investigating as well.

Wells, a compliance auditor and USC graduate, had become a grandmother just a week ago. She was well liked and respected by her colleagues, who described her as "nothing short of enthusiastic."

Notice they say she was well liked? Obviously not really

footfootfoot · 02-18-2011, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

hahahaha! from here

God, he is such a douche. hahahaha is right.

02-03-2011, 02:59 AM	#1307
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02-03-2011, 03:43 PM	#1309
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02-04-2011, 02:52 PM	#1310
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02-04-2011, 03:15 PM	#1311
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02-14-2011, 02:59 PM	#1313
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	The equipment given partial credit in saving his life is pretty damn nice. Those automated chest compression machines are pretty rare. I've played with a Glidescope before and they're really nice with that camera on the end. Helps a boatload in seeing down the throat compared to the usually pretty dim light on a laryngoscope. Would have been interesting to hear what kind of heart monitor they have. The newest models are badass, like Lifepak 12 and 15's. They can wirelessly send heart rhythms to the receiving hospital in real time, so the physician can give additional instructions/recommendations while treating the patient and en route. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass. Last edited by Bullitt; 02-14-2011 at 03:05 PM.

02-15-2011, 04:06 AM	#1314
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Headbutted by dildo __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

02-15-2011, 09:53 AM	#1315
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	'Super pack' of 400 wolves terrorise remote Russian town after killing 30 horses in just four days. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-15-2011, 11:47 AM	#1316
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Lady Gaga sports bizarre flesh-coloured facial horns http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ial-horns.html __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

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