Be a post whore! - Page 138

Cloud · 03-16-2011, 10:56 AM

yep, that's about right

ZenGum · 03-19-2011, 02:13 AM

There was a young man from Australia
Whose Limerick was such a failure
It was a Haiku.

monster · 03-20-2011, 09:11 PM

Susan Boyle was good 25 years ago.

Nirvana · 03-23-2011, 09:10 AM

I have to go and have my semen tank re-filled, bet most have never uttered that sentence LOL!

glatt · 03-23-2011, 09:13 AM

I never heard of such a thing. I assume you are talking about artificially inseminating cows, but I guess I always assumed that a vet would come and do that. Your semen tank can't be that big, can it? I'm picturing like a thermos?

Nirvana · 03-23-2011, 09:57 AM

Most that Artificially Inseminate cattle are not DVMs. You don't need a degree to stick your arm up a cow's rectum

This is a photo of my semen tank I stole from the net:

It holds about 500 straws of semen/embryos. I have about 20 straws of assorted Chihuahua semen in it too. Its about the size of 3/4 of a barrel

glatt · 03-23-2011, 10:01 AM

how do you keep it chilled? Do you have to find a liquid nitrogen supplier, or maybe dry ice?

Nirvana · 03-23-2011, 10:03 AM

liquid nitrogen I meet a guy with a truck and get semen and a re fill.

That sounds dirty!

glatt · 03-23-2011, 10:06 AM

You meet a guy with a truck. It sounds so seedy.

Griff · 03-23-2011, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana

liquid nitrogen I meet a guy with a truck and get semen and a re fill.

That sounds dirty!

Tsk!

My cousin does his dairy cattle himself as well.

Cloud · 03-23-2011, 12:16 PM

Every girl deserves to be a princess! Here's Marlee, GD#5, 4 years old today. She wants a "Gorg" cake, from Fraggle Rock.

monster · 03-23-2011, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana

It holds about 500 straws of semen/embryos. I have about 20 straws of assorted Chihuahua semen in it too. Its about the size of 3/4 of a barrel

::imagining chihuahuacows::

infinite monkey · 03-24-2011, 09:41 AM

Yesterday, I was home (sick sick sick) and it started hailing. Started out pea-sized but later got as big as nickels. It lasted 10-15 minutes. I don't remember hail ever lasting that long. There were tornado watches too. No damage to my car, whose butt sticks out the carport. It was AWESOME. I wished a tornado would sweep me away, though.

monster · 03-24-2011, 09:44 AM

I'm glad a tornado didn't sweep you away

infinite monkey · 03-24-2011, 11:01 AM

Thank you.

03-16-2011, 10:56 AM	#2056
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	yep, that's about right __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

03-19-2011, 02:13 AM	#2057
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	There was a young man from Australia Whose Limerick was such a failure It was a Haiku. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-20-2011, 09:11 PM	#2058
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Susan Boyle was good 25 years ago. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-23-2011, 09:10 AM	#2059
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I have to go and have my semen tank re-filled, bet most have never uttered that sentence LOL! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

03-23-2011, 09:57 AM	#2061
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Most that Artificially Inseminate cattle are not DVMs. You don't need a degree to stick your arm up a cow's rectum This is a photo of my semen tank I stole from the net: It holds about 500 straws of semen/embryos. I have about 20 straws of assorted Chihuahua semen in it too. Its about the size of 3/4 of a barrel __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

03-23-2011, 09:13 AM	#2060
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I never heard of such a thing. I assume you are talking about artificially inseminating cows, but I guess I always assumed that a vet would come and do that. Your semen tank can't be that big, can it? I'm picturing like a thermos?

03-23-2011, 10:01 AM	#2062
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	how do you keep it chilled? Do you have to find a liquid nitrogen supplier, or maybe dry ice?

03-23-2011, 10:03 AM	#2063
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	liquid nitrogen I meet a guy with a truck and get semen and a re fill. That sounds dirty! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

03-23-2011, 10:06 AM	#2064
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	You meet a guy with a truck. It sounds so seedy.

03-23-2011, 12:16 PM	#2066
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Happy Birthday Marlee! Every girl deserves to be a princess! Here's Marlee, GD#5, 4 years old today. She wants a "Gorg" cake, from Fraggle Rock. Attached Images __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

03-24-2011, 09:41 AM	#2068
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Yesterday, I was home (sick sick sick) and it started hailing. Started out pea-sized but later got as big as nickels. It lasted 10-15 minutes. I don't remember hail ever lasting that long. There were tornado watches too. No damage to my car, whose butt sticks out the carport. It was AWESOME. I wished a tornado would sweep me away, though.

03-24-2011, 09:44 AM	#2069
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm glad a tornado didn't sweep you away __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-24-2011, 11:01 AM	#2070
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Thank you.

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