2/9/2006: Indoor ski resort - Page 2

mickja1 · 02-10-2006, 08:04 AM

Ski poles make handy and lightweight woman-beating implements as well!

capnhowdy · 02-10-2006, 08:10 AM

I noticed they placed a few trees strategically in case anyone is feeling 'bono-ish'.
I wonder if the thingies on the walls are speakers playing 'Frankenstein' or are they refrigeration units?

Kitsune · 02-10-2006, 09:50 AM

Little known fact: the bear shown is the mascot of the Hamas and was also on holiday, still sporting the green flag of his home team.

tang · 02-10-2006, 12:01 PM

This is one of several large projects aimed at diversifying their economy. They want to build up their tourism industry because their oil wells are expected to run dry by 2016. I don't think I'll be making reservations for a middle-eastern vacation anytime soon, though.

Kitsune · 02-10-2006, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tang

They want to build up their tourism industry because their oil wells are expected to run dry by 2016.

Before they flipped on the air chillers, their wells were predicted to run dry by 2020.

Damn, I second the "waste of energy" comment. Ice rinks are cold, but they don't keep them cold enough to snow in!

ferret88 · 02-10-2006, 02:25 PM

inFREAKINGcredible

Trilby · 02-10-2006, 02:38 PM

When Steve Martin became wealthy he bought some stuff: a gasoline-powered turtle neck sweater, an electric dog polisher...a fur sink. Then he bought some dumb stuff. Like this.

Elspode · 02-10-2006, 02:57 PM

Warning...this is an extremely politcally incorrect statement:

Does this mean we'll have to start calling them Sand *Eskimos* now?

Jordon · 02-11-2006, 01:42 AM

Ahmed, look, I'm writting "Allah" in the snow...

xoxoxoBruce · 02-11-2006, 10:35 AM

The rich will still fly off to where ever the jet-set go to ski. This is a perk for the poor relations and the help.

Pancake Man · 02-11-2006, 09:47 PM

Must be hard to ski without tripping over your burqa...

lumberjim · 02-11-2006, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Warning...this is an extremely politcally incorrect statement:

Does this mean we'll have to start calling them Sand *Eskimos* now?

don't you mean snow niggers?

Brett's Honey · 02-12-2006, 01:06 AM

I saw this when it was featured on "Modern Marvels". There are a couple kinds of gases being pumped through pipes under the snow, keeping it cold enough. It sounded like it was for the tourists, mostly. The project fell a couple months behind, so the mall opened on time but without the ski slopes ready. The instructors and other "ski help" arrived way too early also. These pictures look like the ones that were shown on TV before the slopes opened, and it looks like the people in the blue jackets are the instructors and the other help.

Aliantha · 02-12-2006, 07:40 PM

We don't get snow anywhere near where I live and I've never even seen snow. If there was an indoor ski resort in the area, I'd go to it just for the fun of it.

I'm sure the less wealthy people in Dubai could quite possibly feel the same way I do.

seakdivers · 02-13-2006, 12:09 AM

Aliantha - I can bring you some - we will be in Brisbane in April. Actually we are staying with some friends that live in a town I can't pronounce. I'm emailing him right after this to find out how you spell it.

02-10-2006, 08:10 AM	#17
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I noticed they placed a few trees strategically in case anyone is feeling 'bono-ish'. I wonder if the thingies on the walls are speakers playing 'Frankenstein' or are they refrigeration units? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-10-2006, 02:57 PM	#23
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Warning...this is an extremely politcally incorrect statement: Does this mean we'll have to start calling them Sand Eskimos now? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-11-2006, 10:35 AM	#25
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The rich will still fly off to where ever the jet-set go to ski. This is a perk for the poor relations and the help. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-12-2006, 07:40 PM	#29
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	We don't get snow anywhere near where I live and I've never even seen snow. If there was an indoor ski resort in the area, I'd go to it just for the fun of it. I'm sure the less wealthy people in Dubai could quite possibly feel the same way I do. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-10-2006, 08:04 AM	#16
mickja1 I'm from the Midwest Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 19	Ski poles make handy and lightweight woman-beating implements as well!

02-10-2006, 09:50 AM	#18
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Little known fact: the bear shown is the mascot of the Hamas and was also on holiday, still sporting the green flag of his home team.

02-10-2006, 12:01 PM	#19
tang Writer of Writings Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 14	This is one of several large projects aimed at diversifying their economy. They want to build up their tourism industry because their oil wells are expected to run dry by 2016. I don't think I'll be making reservations for a middle-eastern vacation anytime soon, though.

02-10-2006, 02:25 PM	#21
ferret88 (This space left intentionally UN-blank.) Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 604	inFREAKINGcredible

02-10-2006, 02:38 PM	#22
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	When Steve Martin became wealthy he bought some stuff: a gasoline-powered turtle neck sweater, an electric dog polisher...a fur sink. Then he bought some dumb stuff. Like this.

02-11-2006, 01:42 AM	#24
Jordon Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Boulder, CO Posts: 93	Ahmed, look, I'm writting "Allah" in the snow...

02-11-2006, 09:47 PM	#26
Pancake Man Hand-of-Kindness Extender Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 131	Must be hard to ski without tripping over your burqa...

02-12-2006, 01:06 AM	#28
Brett's Honey whatever Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 308	I saw this when it was featured on "Modern Marvels". There are a couple kinds of gases being pumped through pipes under the snow, keeping it cold enough. It sounded like it was for the tourists, mostly. The project fell a couple months behind, so the mall opened on time but without the ski slopes ready. The instructors and other "ski help" arrived way too early also. These pictures look like the ones that were shown on TV before the slopes opened, and it looks like the people in the blue jackets are the instructors and the other help.

02-13-2006, 12:09 AM	#30
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Aliantha - I can bring you some - we will be in Brisbane in April. Actually we are staying with some friends that live in a town I can't pronounce. I'm emailing him right after this to find out how you spell it.

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